I got called a bully by Dominic Mohan. Irony?

Oh well. That's what I get for not shagging him. Class indie reject can shove his iPod up his choccie box for all I fucking care.

It's certainly a difficult situation to be put in. To be branded a racist, even by someone as miniscule and inconspicuous as a bitter bathroom attendant like Sophie Amogbokpa, counts for a lot when you're in the public eye. I spoke to Javine about this on a lunch date and she couldn't get over how ridiculous the charge was. We were best mates ( Read more... )

Stick your key in my ignition ( Read more... )

I wonder what Mattie did that got Charlie to delete his journal. Or maybe it was something I said? Hahahahaha. Charlie, I miss you, come back or I'm coming over and roughing you up some. And you know I will ( Read more... )

Kimmi Babes conned me into going out with her and Nicola Saturday evening. I don't know why the thought of a double date puts me off, but it sort of does. I suppose it's better Nix and her new bloke than Sarah and Mikey. Anytime I'm out with Saz it's destined I'll get in some sort of trouble ( Read more... )

Given the state of the chart, it's safe to say the whole of the United Kingdom is given to support their fellow paedophile. R Kelly ahead of us in the midweeks, you say? I scream a resounding "PERVERT!!" to that. Kimmi and I are so much cuter than t.A.T.u anyway ( Read more... )

My girlfriend got a journal.

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She's truly beautiful and don't touch her or I will punch you.

Hi Mattie suck my cock.