We release our first official DVD on the 13th. There's all this buzz about a hidden 'easter egg' and what it could possibly be. If they want it to be worth the ten quid, I say it should be footage of me and Sarah flashing Dave Berry one of the many times we did. Or maybe something more incriminating involving me and Miquita Oliver that I won't ( Read more... )

Before any of you have a chance to say anything about it, I had nothing to do with the cocaine bust. I blame Nicola Ward. That troublemaking cunt explosion.

If they'd sent Sarah's tits instead of Javine, UK would've stormed it. I'm moving to America. At least for a little while after tour to record the third album and hopefully break into Eminem's house with Nicola. Speaking of the tour, we are the best thing to ever happen to this country. That's all I've got. I hope I went to the Popjustice party.

COME ON LUCKY 7!!!!!!!!!

SPIKED HEELS & SKINTIGHT JEANSSo we're all here again and look at that, I'm the only one with the regulation first name single underscore last name username. Lucky me. It's time for new icons, methinks. We've won a few awards and whatever, boring boring etc. We're recording another cover version as a single, this time Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game". I ( Read more... )

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I have been and will be round Mattie's for a while ( Read more... )

Nicola and I recently suffered a power outtage at the apartment and that sort of crashing boredom makes an idiot out of you really. We first got worried the ice cream would go bad so we ducked onto the linoleum floor for a caloriefest. Before a belly ache set in we ran around the house turning on every light switch to make sure we knew the power ( Read more... )

Once upon a time I was the only Girl Aloud to play along here on this journalling website. About 2358574357934572353 of us have come and gone since I took leave and it's safe to say there's nothing quite like the real thing. I apologise for those of me that came and went ( Read more... )

Britney Spears lipsynchs too you twat.