declaration of war : battle of the bastard.

[chenanigan]

WOW. so, i was going to post yesterday, but then some friends i haven't seen in months came over. actually, it works out better this way, so i can just make one huge monster post.

so. i'm currently waging war with mr. basford. for full details, as always, follow the cut.

sunday. things begin innocently enough. christine, kate and i work our butts

Comments

[aalmo]

YOU'RE MY HERO.

i vote we steal his rims, egg his house, AND spit on his grass.

[kelmike]

See, if you're going to do anything concerning his car. . .

You key it and siphon all the gas out.

Stealing rims is for the ghetto people. . .but, considering we're from the north end, I guess that makes us ghetto, right?

[chenanigan]

yes indeedy, we are all ghetto, especially heshka. heshka's a G, straight up.

seriously, though, i told him how corvino said we should substitute "filthy" for all those other nice, huge adjectives and he's like, "no. keep it as 'filthy rich'."

man, i'm glad i go to this school.

WOOOOOHOOOO

[katiaguzzardi]

*CLAPS* GRETCHEN YOU FUCKING ROCK!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We accel kids will be the death of many teachers!! WOOOOOOO to Heshka!!!! Woooooooooo
Am so happy!!!! If he is fired, I think we should suggest I teach the class!!!! Im pretty sure I know more about history than him!!
God your my freaking Hero!!!!

Kat

the contrabida deriges

[chenanigan]

thank you, thank you. *bows* yeah, there are so many awesome people in this school. i need to give hugs to ms corvino and as a gift to bandfield, i will stop mocking him. FOR ONE WHOLE DAY. maybe a day and a half if i'm feeling generous.

and i found out that apparently troublemaking and authority issues run in the family. my ma (who is one of the sweetest women EVER) apparently fought with her homeroom and home ec teacher every single day, and it got so bad that eventually she told my her mom, my lola, "either i switch schools or i don't GO to school."

she switched out.

and get this. she was in the SEVENTH GRADE.

guess i'm just a late bloomer. XD

Re: the contrabida deriges

[katiaguzzardi]

Oooo Something wicked this way comes.....is it the three witches? NO! It's just that scary high-strung-filthy Gretchen! lmao

*sigh* this is totally going over board. I dislike Basford just as much as anyone, but I really do hope we don't go too far with this...

Re: the contrabida deriges

[chenanigan]

.. yeah, i don't really want to emotionally destroy basford, either. there's no need to go THAT far. which is why i will be gentle like a wee little lamb when i write this letter... after all my shad stuff and homework, esp. law. you know there's a problem when procedural law has a higher priority over a teacher. =D

Awesome much?

[freddyorcharlie]

I love that it's not just sitting around and taking it anymore. Basford needs a wake up call. No destroying him entirely though, just teach him... how to teach us? Either way, a revolution sounds too appealing at the moment.

Re: Awesome much?

[chenanigan]

a wake up call, yes, exactly! we will be like a shot of caffeine to his system early in the morning.

and i love how you finally got infected by the LJ plague! it's CONTAGIOUS. XD

Re: accel kids really are teachers worst nightmares

[katiaguzzardi]

Leave it to Dom to point out Basford's "secret" shirts.....he is so not classy at all.....I just noticed that Simba and Katie are not with us in this whole thing....but they sit on the other end, and dont talk "filthy" and act "high-strung" or "over react"......or have 3 husbands and child bearing hips...they are the good ones.....we should drag them to the dark side!!!

Kat

Re: accel kids really are teachers worst nightmares

[chenanigan]

hahahaha... yeah, i think if they wanted to be as besmirched as we are, they would have already jumped on the bandwagon? they actually care about their history marks, so... XD not that we don't care, we're just willing to sacrifice them for The Greater Good. =D

[karizmuh]

Wow. Now that I have heard the whole story. I have made a few conclusions.

1)Thank God I am not in his class!
2)A part of me wishes I was, just for the sake of joining the "we hate basford club" I love rebellions! (Ill join it anyway)
3)I realized that everyone in our school is ghetto.
EG) Mr. Gordon (while talking about derivatives): "Look up here, this is a straight up chain!" (yenno the chain rule in calculus?) ..I was having a laughing extravaganza in my mind.

Oh yea, good job Gretch, you are my hero.

[chenanigan]

AHAHAHA apparently mr gordon IS, in real life, from the north end. XDXDXD

mr basford had a sub on thursday and friday... i think he's actually scared of us now. and our club is currently designing pins with phrases such as "FILTHY" and "HIGH STRUNG" and "LUMBERJACK LOOK-ALIKE", so yay. =D

[jlap]

gretchen all i can say is you're my hero. don't stop being you for anything lol.

[chenanigan]

thank you, thank you. *takes a bow*

angry little accel girls + "filthy rich" + stupid history teachers = REBELLION

=D