1.100 mph ⚡ voice/action for blackthorn city

[chemwhiz]

[The Gear turns on, and Wally's voice is a little soft, like someone talking on speaker phone, but is easily audible regardless.]

Hello and welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the first thrilling episode of Chemistry With Kid Flash (that's me)! Today I-[an indignant Ele from Wally Jr.]-we will be, uh, re-recreating the most amazing experiment you'll

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[usedlaserbeam]

[There is just a lot of silence here for a minute because--did he really just--yes, it really sounds like he did.

Well. Ah.

He clears his throat.]

That's quite ambitious, for only the first episode.

[Because really. What else do you say to that.]

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[chemwhiz]

[Ouch. His head kinda hurts, but other than that, he sounds okay.]

You gotta start with a bang, right? Besides, it'll have been totally worth it if I get my powers back!

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[usedlaserbeam]

[Well, that's a relief. Now Yagyuu doesn't have to feel guilty about not at least attempting to summon help.]

They must be impressive powers indeed, if they're worth being struck by lightning.

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[chemwhiz]

[He makes smug little noise.]

You bet they are. With my speed back, I could be in Mahogany in a few seconds.

[lavigation]

What the--Hey! Are you okay?

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[chemwhiz]

[He's pretty much covered in... debris, I guess, but he's grinning stupidly anyway.]

Never better.

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[lavigation]

[ She's facepalming so hard right now. ]

Geez, what were you thinking? That was a pretty stupid thing to do, you know.

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[chemwhiz]

Yeah, it was pretty stupid the first time around, too. But, hey, I got superpowers out of it, and that's what counts. Hopefully I'll get them back.

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[pokemondolly]

[Midori stares. Oh so much staring.]

W-wally...?

[There's a hint of panic in her voice.]

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[chemwhiz]

[And he's grinning! He's also really dirty, and shreds of his clothes are missing.]

Hey, Dolly. Long time no see!

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[pokemondolly]

[Oh look, he's alright!]

You're okay! [She's getting excited now that she sees he's not on fire or something.] Did it work?~

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[chemwhiz]

'Course I'm okay! I've done this experiment before, remember? But it's too early to tell if it worked just yet. If it did, it'll definitely be worth the wait.

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[restardom]

O-oh my god, do you need an ambulance or something?!

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[chemwhiz]

[Rise, meet Wally's stupid grin. You'll probably be seeing a lot of it.]

Only if you'll be my nurse.

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[restardom]

[ pleasure to meet you, Wally's stupid grin. If he's coherent enough to be flirting, he's probably okay, and so - rather than blush and insist he get medical attention - she's relatively unfazed. ]

Well, I do like their outfits.

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[chemwhiz]

[Huh, he wasn't expecting that. Women unfazed by his flirting, and some who even go along with it??? THIS IS THE BEST PLACE EVER.]

So is that a yes?

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[coolest_cat]

...Kid?

[Oh my god, and he thought Ken was an idiot.]

Kid? You did say you've done this before, right? So I can assume you're not dead and get on with my life?

[WHERE IS YOUR PARENTAL SUPERVISION]

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[chemwhiz]

Yeah, yeah, I'm alive. Go ahead and get on with your life.

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[coolest_cat]

Well, first I'll express some vaguely sincere relief that your life is stubborn enough to persist.

[Just. Wow.]

And this is a common occurrence in your family?

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[chemwhiz]

Good to know you care... vaguely.

[Shrug.] Guess you could say that. My uncle certainly wasn't pleased when he found out I'd copied his experiment-which was already a copy, so he wasn't exactly one to talk.