Meta Fanfic Halftime Show with Slavegirl Bikinis and Iblis! Mara Mara!

[rainbowregiment]

Genre: Meta fanfiction
Secondary genre: Crossover
Fandoms: Monstrous Regiment, Star Wars, Girl Genius, and Gaia Online, with some Real Life thrown in!
Pairings: Blouse/Perks, Maladict/Maladicta, OC/OC/OC/etc, Mal/Alice.
Rating: PG-13, but NSFW! Contains Nuts! Pistachios to be precise! Corporal Vandemar is to be blamed for the Star Wars insanity, Nuala

Comments

[lilith_queen]

I believe my brain has exploded from the awesome and vaguely nonsensical nature of this fic. Do Igors do brain transplants?

From Nuala the Burka Fairy, with LOVE and Epic Deathstar Malbait Bread!

[lilith_queen]

Yes, I think I can persuade Igorina to do yours. She's been busy lately, what with Perks giving birth at her own wedding reception and Mal blurting out that Perks' blood tastes of more than one jäger... there will be an epic fight happening there by now, so I think I shall go to the next room and try to get Sergeant K killed in Star Wars KOTOR 1 by arguing with him about politics while he plays... that is much safer, I have my Burka of protection... with Slavegirl Bikini under it, but don't tell Sergeant K, this is for Mal only... I mean rainbowregiment...

And I declare that from now on, Military Ranks in this guild are determined by how many stanzas of the Mara Mara song you understand. That, I think, makes me President Froc, and Maladict is General Tacticus Q. Blouse, whose brain has been transplanted by igors to a new body every week or so...

Oh, right, Igorina. She'll try her best to do yours before May 25th, so you can be all fresh and sane for Wear the Lilac Day! <3

Re: From Nuala the Burka Fairy, with LOVE and Epic Deathstar Malbait Bread!

[rainbowregiment]

You heard the Lady. She is MY OWN Goddess Corellia Fortuna! But Igorina is also Fortuna!

[7tree_hugger]

ONE TWO MANY LOTS!!!

I lost the plot about halfway though. But yeah. No more chocolate coated coffee beans for Maladict methinks.

Nuala again

[7tree_hugger]

You made it Halfway? You're a General, you horrible little Sergeant!

Re: Nuala again

[rainbowregiment]

You shall be General Clogston.

Oh, and earworm is a term coined by a facebook user called Christina Handth. Leanan M.Q. Peredhil stole it, and freely admits that fact.

Re: Nuala again

[7tree_hugger]

Mmm, jam sandwiches.