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[cheerfulstoic]

You know, boob jobs have never been more popular than they are right now. There is also a growing market for butt surgery, to give women a nice round perky butt like J. Lo's. Presumably, women paying dearly for these surgeries in both money and pain are doing it to make themselves more attractive to men. Men, we are told, like women with curves in

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[thepinkness]

Ahahahah! I get the hispanic too. It's true. Most white guys just want a women with the body of a 12-year-old boy. Sadly.

[nightowl13]

Honey, as someone a good deal rounder than you (cuddly is my best physical descriptive) all I have to say is be patient, and be glad that at least you're getting some kind of attention. For twenty years I was convinced I had "I am a boy" tattooed on my forehead. You're skinnier than I am, you're prettier than I am and (much as it pains me to admit it) you're deciedely witter than I am too. You may not get your "corn-fed" boy, but I think perharps one who looks smashing in a turtleneck and blazer and can match you wit for wit is rather more on the line for you.

[magnificentme]

Wait... I'm confused... People who aren't asian?

[cheerfulstoic]

SHE'S GONE NATIVE! We must get her back and deprogram her with reality TV!

[anonymous]

LOL! You so make me laugh!This just made my day! Love you, Mom