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[cheeky_fox]

YOU WEIRDO'S!!

Like holy shit I'm not safe anymore!!!
Too many of you selected "rape" in Etna's stupid poll

That's it! I'm gunna have to start goin' around with a buttshield just to be safe around here!!

You all just stay away!

[[*shameless pleading* If you give Naruto paid account time, I'll remove the buttshield for you ♥]]

Comments

[karamitei_yuu]

*giggling* Heh, a buttshield, huh? That'll probably be uncomfortable.

[cheeky_fox]

I would rather be uncomfortable than be raped!!!
Wouldn't you?!

[karamitei_yuu]

Well, I guess that just depends on the guy, but then again, if I was willing, it's not rape..

But anyway, I'd like to stay comfortable..

[cheeky_fox]

Yeah but people who like raping other people are evil and creepy and big and fat and hairy D:

[iluvfishies]

Well, I can see why they chose that option...

[cheeky_fox]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

YOU'RE ONE OF THEM, AREN'T YOU!

[iluvfishies]

I most certainly am not! How rude of you!!

[cheeky_fox]

Th-then why would you say that? DD:

[pure_iceshinobi]

Naruto? What's wrong?

[cheeky_fox]

E-Etna!!

She said I was cute, but I told her I wasn't and that I was manly, so she challeneged me and made a stupid poll and made one of her stupid options "rape"

AND PEOPLE KEEP SELECTING IIIIIT!

[freezingkiss]

I didn't! I choose "Of course"!

((*chokes on cantaloupe*
BUTTSHIELD.
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA 8DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Naruto-mun, why are you so fucking amazing?! XDDDD))

[cheeky_fox]

....

You betrayed me, Chibi D:

[[IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! *removes buttshield just for you*]]

[freezingkiss]

...How did I do that?! I didn't say that I want to RAPE you, did I? D:

((SURPRISE BUTTSEX!!!!!!!! *whips on a Sasuke mask and pounces*))

[cheeky_fox]

Well.... no. I guess not! :D :D :D

[[*gasp* OH MYYYY~~ ♥♥♥ *porny moan*]]

[fratri_cide]

You're honestly surprised? Haven't you been paying attention for the past month? There are psychotic murdering pedophiles running rampant. A few rapists is no surprise.

A buttshield? That's...the dumbest thing I've ever hear.

[cheeky_fox]

Erk. Y-yeah I guess you're right.

Shut up! It's a brilliant idea!

[fratri_cide]

Of course I'm right, usuratonkachi.

It isn't.

If you have a buttshielf how are we supposed to...

[cheeky_fox]

Hmph!

O-oh!

Uhhhh ///// I can, um, give you the key. Or something...