Etnaa... She's such a nice lady~~ ;__; sharin' whiskay wit me~

I juss. I dun even know DX I LOVE YA, BABE!
But... but Snasuke on the other hand. *hic* He's been meeeeeeean! >O
I mean.. last night he didn't even touch me down there before he stuck it in. The jerk >(
*hic*
And and! *sob* He only likes me for my bodyyy! DX ( Read more... )

YOU WEIRDO'S!!

Like holy shit I'm not safe anymore!!!
Too many of you selected "rape" in Etna's stupid poll

That's it! I'm gunna have to start goin' around with a buttshield just to be safe around here!!

You all just stay away!

[[*shameless pleading* If you give Naruto paid account time, I'll remove the buttshield for you ♥]]

Nye he he~ ♥

Just try to ruin my good mood!

I dare you!

Nyeeeehehehehe- *hic* -hehehe~ ♥

Nmaaa~ Those margerita thingies 're awwweeeesome, Alex! *hic* You were right!

My head feels kinda fuzzy DX

Buuuut I need t' go deliver Snasuke his- *hic* -soupy thing :x
And his Sparkly pony books~ And the porny ones! DX *hic*
I looked through it. It's kinda gross D:

*hic*Jeeeeze Snasuke DX I don't get why ya ( Read more... )

I got a new pet!! ♥

Okay, well, a couple hundred news pets! BUT WHO WOULDN'T WANT A FEW HUNDRED TALKING PENGUINS ( Read more... )

I can't beleive I-
Fuck.

If anybody finds Envy's body, give it to me.

And Sasuke... I'm so glad you're alive.
But if you ever do that again I'll kill you! I just...!! Augh!
I didn't even know you were gone until you came back!
So don't ever leave again, okay?!

I just-
dhsakjdnh
I want ramen ;__;

You know...

The whole reason I liked this place was because it was peaceful and the most you had to worry about was growing a third freaking arm or something. And now--

You guys are fucking retards.
And by "you guys" I mean Envy.

[[I am OFF Hiatus. :D Yay me. And I look at this silly rp and... and... XD;; WOW I MISSED A LOT!]]

My coat is getting dirty from people petting me all the time! There's no way I'm having a bath!! But I can't help it!

Being pet just feels so good. Especially on the tummy.
Ooooooh yeah ♥

And I'm really hungry.
Do anyone have anything like.... mouse.... or something?

Edit: Oh shit.... I think I just ate Sasuke's shoe! o__o

WHAT THE HELL. One minute I'm eating breakfast, the next I'm rolling around under the table looking like this.

I'm cute and fluffy and I'm... I'm a FOX! D:

I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE THIS. ;__; Change me back! I don't--

Oh.

Oh look! String! ♥

[[OOC: TAKE HIM HOME WITH YOU ;O; He's cute and fluffy and will destroy your furniture. And he'll be ( Read more... )

W-W-W-W-WHAT THE HELL ( Read more... )