In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Take a chainsaw-juggling class.

Get your resolution here

maybe i can "accidently" miss one of the chainsaws and it will land in someone's head. tehe.

You scored as Dance. You should be a Dance major! Like a lithe ballerina, you dance because you believe there is beauty in expressing the physical form.

Art
92%
Sociology
92%
Dance
92%
Philosophy
83%
Theater
75%
Linguistics
75%
Journalism
75%
English
67%
Mathematics
67%
Chemistry
58%
Psychology
58%
Anthropology
50%
Engineering
50%
Biology
33%
What is your Perfect Major?
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well everyone, time for another update from the guy who fell off the face of the earth ( Read more... )

so... first post since i moved to dartmouth. since i moved here i put a bunch of pircings back in my head, dyed my hair bright red and then almost pure white (which it still remains), and got my jack skellington tattoo. i love art school and i love being a typical art fag. i own for the first time in my life, not one, but two pink shirts to go ( Read more... )

How do you like your babies?

i prefer mine to be in the trunk of a car.
please be original if at all possible.

Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover


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What is your favorite word for vagina?
Don't be shy.

I finally got my icon to work that Laura made for my birthday back in april. thanks laura, i love it.

-James-

i am really sorry for not meeting you last night when i promised i would. my feeble grandfather called me and asked me to do some landscaping for him at the cottage and help myfather refloor and replace the toilet in the bathroom. they promised me that i would be home in time so i could meet you at work and walk you home but we didn't get back to ( Read more... )

so i just got home from a walk all around sydney with a guy i had never met before tonight. someone added me to his MSN so he started to chat with me and being sketchy and afraid he was a pervert i told him i was 93 years old. he didn't believe me and we had a good chat and he asked me to meet him for coffee. this scared me cause he very well could ( Read more... )

People hate me. its because i'm ugly. thats why i like to do large amounts of drugs and drink a lot. or atleast i'll blame it on the fact everyone hates me. when in doubt blame everyone because you really can't go wrong that way. i think i need to get out of here more and more each day. there is one reason and one reason alone that is on my con ( Read more... )

So today i am 100% miserably sick. i feel like i should cut my head off to be rid of this horrid head cold which i think is spreading to my chest. on second i'm buring up the next i'm frozen. my dad told me that i can't turn the heat up and down 50 times in the run of a day. i slept on the couch all day so now that its night i don't feel tired ( Read more... )