029 [accidental video/action for Goldenrod!]

[cheapblusuits]

[ooc; Kit, this takes place prior to his log with Heather. :3]

[When the feed opens, it's obvious that Phoenix has no idea it's on -- after all, he's looking nowhere near it, and from the giggling "Furrr"'s and wobbly picture, one can deduce that it's the lawyer's Furret playing mean tricks on him again. Shame on you, Lady!

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[video]

[blacklodged]

...Phoenix, are you alright?

[Gawd, Phoenix, if you're going to cheat, at least do it subtly. That's pretty much what's going through Cooper's mind as he stares incredulously at the gear.]

[video]

[cheapblusuits]

[And the reply, some time later and from a very out-of-breath Phoenix;]

I-I think so. I don't think he can break down the door.

[You want to know the scary thing, Coop? Phoeix doesn't actually cheat! He just has incredibly good luck with poker. And a lot of skill, too.]

[video]

[blacklodged]

[...Phoenix what even]

Break down the door? Where are you?

[Ten times in a row seems unlikely, so until Phoenix tells him this to his face, Cooper will keep thinking he's just a good cheater. He's a good cheater himself.]

[video]

[cheapblusuits]

The hotel. [Derp. He isn't even sure how long the guy kept chasing him for, but he really doesn't want to find out.]

hi pess! it's juan. also text.

[nopuppets]

bro teach me your skills
i cannot win ten times in a row
more like 9.5

[text; aaahhh I freaked out when I saw your app ♥ welcome to the game bb]

[cheapblusuits]

...how do you even win .5 times?

text; <333 i'm so happy to play with you again :3

[nopuppets]

its like this
youre playing against your bro or some other hot shot motherfucker
and then youre close to beating them but then somehow either
puppets or a ninja sword interrupts the game and its like
whoa fuck ace of spades more like ace of my hand is covered in puppet dick

[text; same here gjhlghk uuuu ;n; /PETS]

[cheapblusuits]

[...he doesn't even know how to BEGIN responding to that...]

...so, they cheat?

Just...call them out on it.

[video]

[usedninjathief]

Holy cow dude! Hope you made it out of there okay.

[video]

[cheapblusuits]

[Some time later;]

Y-Yeah, I'm fine.

[video]

[usedninjathief]

That guy didn't catch you did he? He looked pretty big, and no 'ffense but you don't look like much of a fighter.

[video]

[cheapblusuits]

[Gee, thanks.]

No...I think I lost him during the second lap around the Department Store.

[video]

[usedsubstitute]

P-Phoenix! What on earth were you doing playing poker?

[video]

[cheapblusuits]

...it's a hobby of mine.

[Although he may be taking a break for a while; that was SCARY.]

[video] Ehhh I can't spell ;_____;

[usedsubstitute]

I-I see...A rather dangerous habit it seems.

Are you alright?

[video; /pets ;o;]

[cheapblusuits]

If I was actually playing for money, maybe... [Grumble grumble.]

I'm fine, Iris.

[shellderkillder]

[Shelly is... in his Hotel room. He is very displeased with this fact.]

Ah, what a shame. If I were feeling better...

[cheapblusuits]

...huh?

What do you mean?

[GUESS WHO IS MOMENTARILY FORGETTING SHELLY'S PROFFESION. Or he's just...not making the connection.]

[shellderkillder]

Why... I could have solved your little predicament.

[cheapblusuits]

How could you ha--

[OH, WAIT.

...and here, have a bit of a squicked out face. Ewww, killing people.]