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t0p 10 wobs stuff
1. ding dong burberry on high
2. matching red and green shellsuits with mah babyfather
3. wobs meal in essex w3th3rspo0nz
4. new vendetta against new b1tch from sugababez cos it shoulda been me.
5. fack this, i need an alcopop! -
poll schmol
mah KREW is too busy flashing DA BLING to vote in some lame poll.
clearly i am teh winnah!
stevens 4eva da r0xxor! -
WUSS!!!
my nemesis and arch-rival, deletedgothbec didn't show her pasty goff mug at the triumphant GK gig last night. OMFG LOLZ i would have kicked her sorry black-clad butt! -
calling de anti GOFFS
yo beeyatches. if you're going to avoid NE1, it should be that deletedgothbec. her bling ain't got the zing, if you catch mah drift. -
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woot! mah band played a gig thursday! i rocked and my chav bass rocked more!
woot! i went to a par-tay saturday and drank GIN!
anyway, i need a new chav guitar strap for next thursday when my band HEADLINES woot!
should i get gold lame or burberry check? dilemma! help! -
my goal is clear
OMFG!!!1111! i was in argos picking out some new gold chains and hoping in vain they had a dog's clothing section when i saw my heroine, colleen the lady what dates wayne rooney. she has more burberry than me and i'm jealous. oh well. just wait till general khaki land their 6-album deal. then she'll be laughing on the other side of her face! -
Hello!
hi i am CHAVSTEVENS!!!111!
i rock!