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What's the strangest compliment you've received recently?
Inspired by my coworke telling me that the way I blink is "so cute."
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My other gripe about the new blue tooth law? Everyone uses it when they're at restaurants, and I have no idea why they're speaking animatedly, it often looks like they need attention, and then we go to check on them and they're irritated at us for "interrupting." OK, then don't wave "us" over. The person on the phone can't see you, so just stop it. -
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Dear 2009 -
Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Good riddance. All that. You sucked even more than 2008. -
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I said "For realsies" yesterday. In front of people. It was kind of embarrassing. Then one of my coworkers admitted he had once accidentally said "Get 'er done" in front of people, and it was a little better. -
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Driving home, crying, and fixing myself a stiff drink. Yep, my mother's visit is right on schedule. -
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I need to call my mom and say "Hey. I love you. But when you get here I won't have had a day off in the last twelve days, and my time off is spent working on work events that apparently might not even go through. So my house is going to be a fucking mess. This is not out of lack of respect for you, but because holy shit I just need to lay in the ( Read more... ) -
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Stolen, because I, too, am terribly bored.
Matt's out of town. It's crazy how bored I am.
Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing,
Step 3: Bold/Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!
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If you're going to call a number you don't know at 11pm (or ten til, whichever) at least have the decency not to demand to know who it is. You called me, dude. And I answered despite it being far beyond the limits of polite times to call. -
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I have a second interview, a working interview, and I'm so nervous I could throw up.