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The world is ending, do you step in to save it or laugh while you watch it burn?

Wait, so the world is ending and people are actually aware of it beforehand?  Of course I'm stepping in to save it.  Christ goddamn, I've done it often enough without anybody really hearing about it, I'm not passing up the chance to do it in public!  Ok, so maybe - ( Read more... )

tons of credit to lakidaa  for co-writing this

1) Where does your character fall?
Bond is Chaotic Neutral, James is Lawful Neutral.

2) Or, because nine categories isn't enough to cover the broad spectrum of human and non-human moralities: come up with a two-word term to describe your character's moral compass, and explain it.Chaotic Flash-bastard and ( Read more... )

Bond doesn't do speeches.  It's not part of the role he plays.  Speeches are for supervillains - big, bombastic tirades that detail every inch of their plans for world domination, delivered to the captive secret agent trapped in the laser death machine.  Bond's part in all this is to supply sarcastic quips, and the final pun after James help him ( Read more... )

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My dad was a Scout before he was a Spy, and he's never really stopped being scouty, so even though his kid is (dramatic fanfare) THE LAST OF THE D'ANGERS, he was determined to teach me all those sports things that he used to play.  Mom put a stop to it after I was older so he wouldn't permanently damage me (have you ever seen a Spy with his front ( Read more... )

So I did that search-for-you-name-with-the-Google thing, and you know given what my name is I was expecting it to just be tons of pictures of Daniel Craig and Sean Connery, but there was also this totally smoking hot girl in her underwear, which is very appropriate and I hope her name is something like Silke Thiez.

Well, I think I'm going to have to ask for a clarification of the rules of this question.  I mean, if we're talking about going out into the woods and getting back to nature with one man against the wilderness or something then I'm pretty sure I'm prey because a bear could basically just eat me and there wouldn't be goddamn of a lot I could do ( Read more... )

1. Who is your character's PB?
Shia LeBoeuf.

2. Which came first, the character or the PB?
That's kind of a story.  See next question.

3. Why did you choose this particular PB?Originally, The Fabulous Adventures of James & Bond was a roughed-in plot with very little characterization beyond the general idea: spy and engineer go back in time, ( Read more... )

The zombie apocalypse is boring.

That's Hunter's opinion, anyway.  He's biased, of course; being Infected himself, he's not exactly fighting for his life against the hordes of angry, bloodthirsty former-people.  And being a special Infected, slightly smarter than the average bear and capable of thought processes beyond "hnurgh" and "RARRRR", he ( Read more... )