To what extent are you willing to share the writing of your characters with others? Do you allow your peers to write your character into their stories, or do you get frustrated if they come to you with a suggestion involving your muse?I would be absolutely flattered as hell if anyone wanted to write about one of my characters. Hands-down, no bones ( Read more... )

Ok, typing like a complete moron is fully in-character for this particular guy of mine (not only is he posting from his iPhone while wearing gloves, he's also probably high at the time), but I'm going to put it under an lj-cut to spare you guys from having to deal with it. I've never written him in here before, but my friend and I were going ( Read more... )

Three Things Bond Wishes He'd Never Said

3.
"Mmm... appeal? I'd definitely agree."

If he'd realized this lady who called herself Emma was going to be calling herself M later, he wouldn't've touched it if somebody'd paid him.

Probably because he would have been in too much terror to touch it.

2.
"Did anybody ever tell you your ass looks really fat in ( Read more... )

Eh, yeah, I guess.

I really have no excuse for growing up with stars in my eyes about what it meant to be a Spy. Sure, okay, my dad named me after - well, after myself, if you really want to get into it, but that's not the point, I was named after THE International Super-Spy, and I grew up on a steady diet of cheezy old movies where the guy in the ( Read more... )

Basically, if the chick doesn't have an interesting name, I don't find her all that goddamn interesting.

Look, we're SPIES. Most of us go by code names. I don't, because my real name just happens to be FUCKING AMAZING (I mean seriously, my name is BOND and my middle name is DANGER), but you'd better believe if I was born saddled with some stupid ( Read more... )

I already AM a fabulous beast.

In bed.

The Girl from Ipanema ( Read more... )

I was actually going to talk about this earlier in an answer to the question about who you've learned from, but I got distracted while I was writing that and never got back to finish my post because Things were Happening, so it's just as well this came up as a separate question.  It's kind of funny because you guys don't really see the "tatamae" ( Read more... )

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"You want me to work at a GAS STATION?"( bond's career history is short and has only one listing besides SPY )