jack mccallum is clearly the smartest nba reporter alive

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/writers/jack_mccallum/02/11/insider/index.html

LOOMING PICKUP: Some contender, soon, will sign Charles Oakley, the perfect veteran to ( Read more... )

ok peons listen up

http://www.livejournal.com/users/angeleyez20/

that says it all

people really do ask me "who was the better charles of the nba, you or barkley?"

well well well let me just say that charles oakley has his beautifully-styled natural hair, and a complimentary membership to the ymca, and who can beat that really

you know, people ask me all the time

"hey charles oakley?"

and i say "yeah?"

that's because i'm charles oakley

i'm not sure that you plebians mingle in the same social circles that charles oakley does so i just want to tell you all that if you're ever at the welfare office on 52nd and Craig ask for Jenny

charles is well!

charles has been indulging an old habit of charles's, collecting

i've now got seven hubcaps, most of which are in near mint condition

charles oakley's good name and reputation are being besmirched by a car wash in some podunk backwater country bumpkin land ( Read more... )

robert parish's wife told me that i could get back into the nba by impressing the coaching staff and i think that is this so hello guys

i am a defensive presence and can slam dunk the basketball both before and after blowing out my back and knee

hey i found out that i am a marquee player

that is a little internet humor from charles oakley