Title: Time To Cut It Off
Pairing: Carl Barat/Conor Oberst
Rating: PG-13 at the most. :/ No porn this time, sorry.
Summary: Somehow Conor Oberst ended up drunk on Carl's kitchen floor. He's not sure how.
Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure these two have never ever met, let alone made out. Which is sad.
Author's Note: A silly birthday present for
mresundance! Many
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AND OH DRUNK CARL. THIS IS SO DRUNK CARL. YES. YES INDEEDY. THIS IS DRUNK CARL.
And sly Conor pulling some seduction on drunk!Carl. SO CUTE. OMG.
EEEEE.
*dolphin noises*
Also, I am in love with this: He tastes like cheap wine and nothing at all.
HOLY SIMILIES BATMAN. I WISH I HAD THUNK OF THAT ONE FIRST.
*more stranges noises*
OMG, THANK YOU S'MORE AND AGAIN! This was a totally awesome birthday treat. Plus the Harem.
*SNOGS*
:DDDDDDDD
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BUT THOSE HAD BETTER BE PLATONIC SNOGS YOUNG MAN.
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*CONFETTI*
FUCK YEAH.
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So pretty *paws*
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God...they make a hot pairing.
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And then I stumble upon this. THIS! This is perfection! It's funny and light, and they're literally the two most gorgeous men in the world, in my opinion. Thank you so much for this!
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