Time To Cut It Off

[charactereyes]

Title: Time To Cut It Off
Pairing: Carl Barat/Conor Oberst
Rating: PG-13 at the most. :/ No porn this time, sorry.
Summary: Somehow Conor Oberst ended up drunk on Carl's kitchen floor. He's not sure how.
Disclaimer: I'm pretty sure these two have never ever met, let alone made out. Which is sad.
Author's Note: A silly birthday present for mresundance! Many

Comments

[mresundance]

Neil Young enshrined in fic. Albeit, he's not making out with Stephen Stills or anything, but still. It's quiet something to have him, Carl, and Conor all within spitting distance of each other.

AND OH DRUNK CARL. THIS IS SO DRUNK CARL. YES. YES INDEEDY. THIS IS DRUNK CARL.

And sly Conor pulling some seduction on drunk!Carl. SO CUTE. OMG.

EEEEE.

*dolphin noises*

Also, I am in love with this: He tastes like cheap wine and nothing at all.

HOLY SIMILIES BATMAN. I WISH I HAD THUNK OF THAT ONE FIRST.

*more stranges noises*

OMG, THANK YOU S'MORE AND AGAIN! This was a totally awesome birthday treat. Plus the Harem.

*SNOGS*

:DDDDDDDD

[ishyface]

I AM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT.

BUT THOSE HAD BETTER BE PLATONIC SNOGS YOUNG MAN.

[mresundance]

MOST DEF.

[mresundance]

OMFG BARAK OBAMA IS PRESIDENT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

*CONFETTI*

FUCK YEAH.

[ishyface]

TEAM AMERICA

FUCK YEAH