Homer: If you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
Homer: No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
Homer: If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing!
Homer: Marge, I'm bored.
Marge: Why don't you read
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