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chaosvizier

Rants Delivered!

Apr 29, 2005 11:16

Previously, I had been a tool (no surprise there) and opened the forum for The Random Rant Meme. Sixteen of you asked for rants on various topics. My rants are quick and dirty, much like me.

( Rants below. With profanity. And stupidity. What more did you expect? )

rant, quizmemes

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chaosvizier April 29 2005, 15:36:14 UTC

We do, actually. They need to be purged from this great land with fire and brimstone. But mostly fire.

"The Boys From Brazil" is an old movie (old meaning "I think it's older than you") about how all the Nazi leaders escaped Germany at the end of WW2 and developed enough science to clone a new Hitler. Not the greatest film in the world, but come on- Evil Hitler Clones That Speak Portuguese! Holy shit!

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chaosvizier April 29 2005, 15:44:22 UTC

1978 spells older than you!
The film is not exactly quality. Almost funny. And it has Steve Guttenberg before he became THE Steve Guttenberg. That's just damn funny.

marasca April 29 2005, 16:06:32 UTC

Damn! No wonder that took you all yesterday afternoon! Nice work. The UN would be proud.

For your tofu rant, I hope you know I really will force tofu brownies on you. And you'll like them, dammit!

chaosvizier April 29 2005, 17:48:17 UTC

I'd better like them. Otherwise I will deliver unto you... ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!!!

drradium April 29 2005, 20:21:20 UTC

BRILLIANT !!

chaosvizier April 29 2005, 21:29:11 UTC

I hope you get your chicken soon, my son.

afterwards April 29 2005, 21:19:36 UTC

You're awesome. You know that, right?

chaosvizier April 29 2005, 21:28:09 UTC

Haha, actually, I thought you really were blasting at me because I wanted you to rant about people who get all cutesy over babies/kittens/other and maybe you got offended although I meant no offense to you at all... Does this mean we can be friends? ;)

afterwards April 29 2005, 23:28:14 UTC

Hee, no! I had just been trying to do the week's quiz and was thinking "God, these answers aren't funny at all. I bet CV hates having to read stuff like this." And so I asked for a rant. I didn't even think that it could be taken the wrong way. I'm sorry!

chaosvizier April 29 2005, 21:30:06 UTC

So does your icon imply that, in Soviet Russia, the kittens look like this icon?

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novemberhour May 2 2005, 03:11:33 UTC

I’m certain Arnold Schwarzenegger would have been the perfect Frodo.

*dies quietly of the funny*

chaosvizier May 3 2005, 14:22:20 UTC

Of course, then Lou Ferrigno would have had to be Sam, because no one else could carry a passed-out Frodo Schwarzenegger up the slopes of Mount Doom.

"Sahm... I kahn't go ahn. Da ring... it's too heavy, ja!"
"No, Mahstah Frodo... I kahn't kahrry it for you, but I kahn kahrry you!"