The Elections Are Upon Us!

[chaosvizier]

Well, ladies and gentlemen and other things that read this, it's another year divisible by four, and you know what that means: longer Februarys. But it also means an election year for We The People. And that means campaigning. And mudslinging. And baby kissing. And commercials. And badgers. And pieThere's a lot of talk about who's the right

Comments

[deinemuse]

Mmm... mammoths... Seems so simple! Okay... you have got me intrigued.

[chaosvizier]

Anyone who saw LOTR:ROTK knows that giant war mammoths kick ass. And they will lead our armies.

Vote Hans! He's a hans-on kind of President!

[angledge]

You aren't old enough to run for President. You'll have to wait one more cycle.

An army of mammoths, bearing down on our enemies in stampeding frenzy.

Promise me an army of rabid puffin-dingoes & you'll have my support in 2008.

[chaosvizier]

Through the magic of genetic engineering, all things are possible. Mammoths and bees and rabid puffin dingoes. Every combination under the sun. Except, of course, for pot-bellied pigs and elephants, because everyone knows that pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.

Vote for Hans in 2008- Everyone knows that it'll be great!

[ghostwriterxx]

wow! you've got my vote!

[chaosvizier]

And that means a lot. When I conquer the moon, I'll make sure you have some choice lunar property set aside in your name.

Vote for Hans! Cooler than Fonz!

A Cabinet recommendation

[angledge]

May I suggest that you consider mrmustard for your Secretary of Defense, or perhaps your National Security Advisor. He has some good ideas about the extent of the new American empire (scroll down to the maps).

[doomgirl]

You are so hilarious.

I'll go register to vote...just to vote for you.

Hee!

[chaosvizier]

That's right! Under my reign, Texas will no longer be embarassed to be part of the union!

Plus, you'll get a special division of warm-weather mammoths to protect your borders.

Vote Hans! It's the right choice! It's the clonely choice!

[doomgirl]

*giggling furiously*

[sharmel]

Science fiction? No! Science faction!
You got my vote. Just get your name on the ballot....make it my reality!

[chaosvizier]

That's my motto! Today's reality, tomorrow! It shall be so!

I appeal to women voters to elect me, because I'm sexier than George Bush. By far.

[sharmel]

yes, but all things concidered....any man with long hair is sexier than him. Sexier than Fabio...now that you are, and that is a challenge for all men to live up for!

[angledge]

Today's reality, tomorrow!

Can we have "tomorrow's reality, today" instead?