The Elections Are Upon Us!

[chaosvizier]

Well, ladies and gentlemen and other things that read this, it's another year divisible by four, and you know what that means: longer Februarys. But it also means an election year for We The People. And that means campaigning. And mudslinging. And baby kissing. And commercials. And badgers. And pieThere's a lot of talk about who's the right

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[xthevalkyriex]

I was going to point out some of the more insightful, witty points you made, but that would involve me cutting and pasting your entire platform. So yes.... Vote Hans 2004 ! Hey, could I get a bumpersticker?? :)

[chaosvizier]

It would be my pleasure to put a sticker on your bumper.

A vote for Hans is a vote for a goddam stubborn Taurus who doesn't take any bullshit, so get with the programme!