Why Do I Even Talk, Part 9247

[chaosvizier]

The other day in class I said, "Your partner is your oyster, so crack them right open!"

No, you don't need context. I was there and I had all the context and I legitimately have no idea what I meant.

Comments

[waitingman]

So many puns to make... can't decide!!

Thank you though, for sharing so unshellfishly... you're a pearl of a guy

[chaosvizier]

I swear, sometimes my mouth just loses mussel control!

[mitchy]

Hey, hope this finds you well. Just wanted to wish you happy birthday and I hope all is well with you :)

[chaosvizier]

Thank you mitchy! Hope you are well also!