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chaosvizier

Kenya, Part Three

Dec 15, 2009 09:54

This would be the last of the boring work-related entries. Next stop: Fun time!

( In Which Our Hero Finishes His Work-Related Functions, Listens To The Radio, And Enjoys Zebra Porn. )

work, travel

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lovellama December 15 2009, 15:52:28 UTC

He's gonna need a shoehorn for that...

chaosvizier December 15 2009, 16:03:52 UTC

'scuse me while I WHIP THIS OUT!

barbarienne December 15 2009, 16:35:12 UTC

At least she looks like she's expecting a good time.

Trufact: proportionate to their bodies, human males have the biggest organs of all the primates.

chaosvizier December 15 2009, 16:49:25 UTC

Zebras seem to be polite about the whole thing.

Go mankind! We're bringing evolution DOWN UNDER!

tinamachina December 15 2009, 16:59:35 UTC

We can has lions now?

chaosvizier December 15 2009, 17:05:47 UTC

Yes, lions will be in tomorrow's installment.

"But Lion-O, we have to get back to the lair, before..."
"Shut up, you fuck."

tinamachina December 15 2009, 17:07:08 UTC

"And keep your foot off of that blasted samoflange!"
"What the fuck is a samoflange?"

chaosvizier December 15 2009, 17:24:07 UTC

I wish to high heaven that every 80's cartoon released a bunch of their "bloopers reels". I can only imagine how funny some of them would be.

"What's the matter, Snarf?"
"*schnyarf* Got a cold..."

kokopellinelli December 15 2009, 17:08:32 UTC

Oh...my. What a picturesque place, Kenya.

I hear they're better than Norway.

Haha, you screamed at a lizard. :)

chaosvizier December 15 2009, 17:27:40 UTC

Norway? More like Snoreway. You can bet the big-wanged zebras don't hang out up there.

And yeah, I fell for the classic "lizard in the desk drawer" gag. Sucker.

kokopellinelli December 15 2009, 19:59:01 UTC

Do you think it hid in there on purpose, just to mess with you? That would be awesome, and also indicative of a high-intelligence Kenyan lizard.

wazira_sharira December 15 2009, 17:14:45 UTC

LOL at the scary lizard. There was a lizard in my hotel room in Florida once. It was about the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

But then, it was on the ceiling so it couldn't be mistaken for a death spider.

chaosvizier December 15 2009, 17:28:31 UTC

Tomorrow's installment will revisit the lizard theme, with greater success and less girly screaming. Fortunately, AFRICAN DEATH SPIDERS do not ever get revisited. Or visited, for that matter. Cheeky spiders.