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chaosvizier

Voting: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore

Feb 06, 2008 11:39

Well, ladies and gentlemen and other things that read this, it's another year divisible by four, and you know what that means: Februarys, now with 3.6% more Feb! Olympic thingamajiggers, now with a billion percent more China! But most of all it means an election year for We The People. And that means campaigning. And mudslinging. And baby kissing. ( Read more... )

rant, humor

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cpip February 6 2008, 17:17:57 UTC

...I am for you!

chaosvizier February 6 2008, 18:12:14 UTC

Of course you are! A vote for me is for humanity! Not huge manatee.

naraht February 6 2008, 17:55:43 UTC

You've got my vote, assuming you can answer this one question to my satisfaction....

Who's your Running Mate?

chaosvizier February 6 2008, 18:10:45 UTC

The choice of a Running Mate is indeed a difficult decision. One needs a partner who complements ones own abilities, supplying strength where needed, providing support as required, and delivering a strong hand in the absence of the Chief Executive ( ... )

Lo Pan?!? jacesan February 6 2008, 19:10:16 UTC

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Re: Lo Pan?!? chaosvizier February 6 2008, 19:25:10 UTC

If he will consign our nation's enemies to the Hell Of Poorly Behaved Theater Attendees, then I shall nominated David Lo Pan to the position of Secretary of State. A more excellent foreign minister will be hard to find.

drlaurac February 6 2008, 18:51:24 UTC

You have my vote!
Now why didn't you let me know you were running before yesterday's primary? SUch a dismal selection there was!

chaosvizier February 6 2008, 19:22:03 UTC

Ah, the primaries, truly a wretched hive of scum and villainy! They offer you selections of candidates who have been trained to say what you want to hear, to offer what you want to believe, and to smile in the proper positioning of forty-two different facial muscles designed to engineer The Perfect Smile. Do not fall for their simple parlor trickery. My smile is all natural. It hides nothing. It is suggestive, because I suggest many things. It is smarmy, because I like to smarm. It is humorous, because humor is good. And it is naughty, because deep down, everybody really just wants some good old fashioned [CENSORED] [CENSORED] [OH WOW REALLY CENSORED] with [CENSORED] on the [CENSORED] [HOO BOY NAUGHTY PARTS] all day long. And I can bring it.

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chaosvizier February 7 2008, 14:18:16 UTC

Truly, I don't see how the entire country would NOT tune in to Survivor: Jurassic Park ( ... )

fizrep February 7 2008, 02:04:57 UTC

I'd like to be the Secretary of Hittin' Dat Fine Ass, pls.

chaosvizier February 7 2008, 14:05:50 UTC

You can be my Ambassador to Latvia. Just try not to go native. Work on getting some good export trade routes going. That kind of thing.