Comments | chaosvizier: More England, More English

chaosvizier

More England, More English

May 02, 2006 08:37

British English is not really a foreign language compared to American English. It's simply spoken in a manner that defies logic and reason.

( The very heart and soul of Her Majesty's empire is seen herewith. Granted, if you locate London on a map, it's more at the colon or appendix level, but we'll discuss that another time. )

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lovellama May 2 2006, 15:35:13 UTC

I'm so jealous of you going to England. So I will pout. ::pout::

And this? I ... had a chocorgasm on the spot I wanna see THAT.

chaosvizier May 2 2006, 15:45:02 UTC

All I'm saying is, I really like chocolate. And that stuff was pure gold. A veritable chococopia of goodness. On a scale of one to ten, it was spinaltappian in its elevenness.

That was a lot of made up words there...

lovellama May 2 2006, 22:51:33 UTC

look!! http://www.gupuds.com/decadent/index_master.html

chaosvizier May 3 2006, 04:18:50 UTC

That's the stuff! The Gu Souffle. It was chocolatey bliss. Get thee hence to England and buy Gu. This I command!

angledge May 2 2006, 15:39:10 UTC

LOCAL PAGANS: *headcolumn*

I'm tempted to metaquotes that whole passage.

buzz May 2 2006, 15:46:35 UTC

If you don't, I will. :P

angledge May 2 2006, 15:50:42 UTC

It's done!

chaosvizier May 3 2006, 18:29:53 UTC

Who's the most pimping pimpmistress ever to pimp? You be da pimpin' pimp. Fo sho.

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katieledge May 2 2006, 15:42:01 UTC

Yes it was so good I'll even post a comment!

chaosvizier May 2 2006, 17:02:41 UTC

A rare treat indeed! Your boss should go away more often, leave you to the wonders of the internet!

grapefruitzzz May 2 2006, 16:42:46 UTC

Yay!

Come to Manchester! And don't forget to watch "Doctor Who" on Saturday!

chaosvizier May 2 2006, 16:59:25 UTC

One day I will come to Manchester. Mostly because the rest of my relatives live nearby.

grapefruitzzz May 2 2006, 21:08:40 UTC

Moreyay! Glad you enjoyed Bath etc!

r0x May 2 2006, 16:54:21 UTC

You think London's roadways are bad? Try Milton Keynes! Roundabouts and concrete cows, ahoy!

chaosvizier May 2 2006, 16:58:40 UTC

The roundabouts are indeed a travesty inflicted upon the roadways. They were one of the more challenging aspects of driving on The Other Side of the road.

Concrete cows, on the other hand... that's just rude. Why can't you use ordinary cows? Or does one milk a concrete cow to get cement? Hmmmmm...

r0x May 2 2006, 17:04:41 UTC

It's such a nightmare. On my way to school in the morning I have to go along the bit of road that has the most roundabouts. 6 roundabouts in 2km!! It's insane.

Haha, I wish the concret cows produced cement milk. At least then they'd be useful...

chaosvizier May 2 2006, 17:07:56 UTC

Some roundabouts don't even deserve to be called roundabouts. It's just a big white circle painted on the middle of a road. More like a traffic bagel than a major circle. They're not fooling anyone.

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