The roundabouts are indeed a travesty inflicted upon the roadways. They were one of the more challenging aspects of driving on The Other Side of the road.
Concrete cows, on the other hand... that's just rude. Why can't you use ordinary cows? Or does one milk a concrete cow to get cement? Hmmmmm...
It's such a nightmare. On my way to school in the morning I have to go along the bit of road that has the most roundabouts. 6 roundabouts in 2km!! It's insane.
Haha, I wish the concret cows produced cement milk. At least then they'd be useful...
Some roundabouts don't even deserve to be called roundabouts. It's just a big white circle painted on the middle of a road. More like a traffic bagel than a major circle. They're not fooling anyone.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA... The bottom picture looks like the result of this conversation:
HITLER: MWAHAHA, my Luftwaffe is here to smack your RAF around! CHURCHILL: By Jove, he might do it. We must shore up our ground defenses. CITY PLANNER: I have it, Prime Minister. The pefect counter to their Panzer brigades. CHURCHILL: Out with it, man! What is it? CITY PLANNER: I call it... *drumroll* The Super-Roundabout. CHURCHILL: ... CITY PLANNER: Look. The Nazis love that Swastika thing. It indicates simple quadratic thinking. But behold- we add an extra arm to the Swastika, adjust the angles accordingly, and then put it on all our roadways. They'll be psychologically devastated! CHURCHILL: ... CITY PLANNER: We built an experimental one right up here, sir. We've had a dozen Londoners trapped on it for six days now. It's foolproof! CHURCHILL: ...so how are our boys in the RAF doing? RAF: We're doing great, Mr. Prime Minister! CHURCHILL: OH THANK GOD.
Do you mind horribly if I add you? I've been reading back through your entries and I had to stop drinking because I kept spluttering all over the place.
Re: What were they thinking?r0xMay 2 2006, 17:41:03 UTC
I HAVE NO IDEA.
If I'm in Hemel I avoid that roundabout like the plague. I'd rather take public transport than attempt it. MINI ROUNDABOUTS, BIG ROUNDABOUT, GOING BOTH WAYS. WTF?!
Re: What were they thinking?chaosvizierMay 2 2006, 18:03:21 UTC
That thing is a disaster waiting to happen. Except that it is happening right this moment. Infernal!
I bet if you get enough cars on it going round both ways and coming in and out of each exit it looks like one of those wacky optical illusions that you think is spinning but it's not and then you get a headache and have to drink to cure your brain. In fact, I bet drinking can only help one navigate that thing.
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Concrete cows, on the other hand... that's just rude. Why can't you use ordinary cows? Or does one milk a concrete cow to get cement? Hmmmmm...
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Haha, I wish the concret cows produced cement milk. At least then they'd be useful...
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Speaking of roundabouts, the Magic Roundabout is terrifying
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HITLER: MWAHAHA, my Luftwaffe is here to smack your RAF around!
CHURCHILL: By Jove, he might do it. We must shore up our ground defenses.
CITY PLANNER: I have it, Prime Minister. The pefect counter to their Panzer brigades.
CHURCHILL: Out with it, man! What is it?
CITY PLANNER: I call it... *drumroll* The Super-Roundabout.
CHURCHILL: ...
CITY PLANNER: Look. The Nazis love that Swastika thing. It indicates simple quadratic thinking. But behold- we add an extra arm to the Swastika, adjust the angles accordingly, and then put it on all our roadways. They'll be psychologically devastated!
CHURCHILL: ...
CITY PLANNER: We built an experimental one right up here, sir. We've had a dozen Londoners trapped on it for six days now. It's foolproof!
CHURCHILL: ...so how are our boys in the RAF doing?
RAF: We're doing great, Mr. Prime Minister!
CHURCHILL: OH THANK GOD.
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If I'm in Hemel I avoid that roundabout like the plague. I'd rather take public transport than attempt it. MINI ROUNDABOUTS, BIG ROUNDABOUT, GOING BOTH WAYS. WTF?!
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I bet if you get enough cars on it going round both ways and coming in and out of each exit it looks like one of those wacky optical illusions that you think is spinning but it's not and then you get a headache and have to drink to cure your brain. In fact, I bet drinking can only help one navigate that thing.
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It continues to amaze me.
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