Axis of Tasty!

[chaosvizier]

The Embassy of Iran brought me a big box of Godiva chocolates for the holidays. I declare this third of the Axis of Evil acceptable in my sight.

Comments

[dorei]

mmmmmmmmm

godiva.

[chaosvizier]

Oh yeah. Full of chocolatey goodness. And as a bonus, I had a real Cadbury bar before. Real British Cadbury, not fake American Cadbury. Yum.

[dorei]

do not taunt me with chocolate when Aunt Flo is at my doorstep. I cannot be responsible for my actions at that point.

[chaosvizier]

Uh oh... I've seen the mysterious power chocolate has on certain persons at certain times... Resist! Go drink wine, quickly!

[kokopellinelli]

Whoa! Rock on!

[chaosvizier]

Aye! Diabetes, here I come!

[kokopellinelli]

Guess what I made yesterday!

...

RICE PUDDING. With orange zest, cinnamon, and almonds. Yep. Yep.

Was tasty.

[chaosvizier]

Ooh, tastylicious! Except for the almonds. Almonds make baby Jesus cry. And me too. ;-)

[chaosvizier]

Sampler box contains... any number of things. Hell, I can't identify half the stuff in here. But it tastes like Jihad.

[chaosvizier]

Oh hell, I ate those fuckers already. Tasty goodness.

[djdysfunction]

Nice to see how easily your loyalties can be bought!

[chaosvizier]

Yeah, I'm such a chocolate whore. If they brought be a bottle of Captain to wash it down, I'd be sold.

[drradium]

my manager at starbucks bought me a bottle of captain for x-mas.

[chaosvizier]

Goooooood manager! That's how to keep the employees happy!

[drradium]

Better watch out! They could be contaminated with weapons grade uranium. :X

[chaosvizier]

Mmmm, glowy green chocos!

[fizrep]

Ahh... nuthin' like the warm glow of the barrel of your 50cal after firing off a few thousand rounds of depleted cocoa.

[chaosvizier]

Sir! We're out of plutonium truffles again, sir!