Laugh of the day

Jan 31, 2011 14:12


Laugh of the day!

OK, now don't just smile shyly and deny it, I know at least some of you must think the same thing.
Do you ever look at a really big guy like this

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danslalune27 January 31 2011, 18:53:37 UTC
Haha, ummm, well, if those big guys are lacking down below it's a great injustice to all...

The tall guy by the car is really enormous, the girls could practically sit in his shoes, scarry!

Is that big guy with the horse for real? Wouldn't think they'd make a jockey's suit in size XXXXXLARGE,LOL!

Last question...YES! But only once! XDDD!!!!

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chance9696 January 31 2011, 21:58:18 UTC
LOL......Yes a great injustice indeed, the first guy is a wrestler but I have no idea who the other two are.

And you last answer.....LMAO....only once, so do you check now beforhand???? Don't fret, it's happened to me to, but I went ahead hoping experience would make up for lack of size.
That saying......It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it! What a lot of crap......I reakon a guy with a tiny willie came up with that saying.

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danslalune27 February 1 2011, 11:57:58 UTC
Haha, can you imagine how a guy would feel if you whipped out your tape measure to check his length? ;)
Don't have to check any more, haha, I've been married to the same guy for years, no surprises.
The term 'willie' always makes me laugh, like so many others...Johnson, Heat seeking moisture missile,
One eyed wonder worm,Mr. Winkie,Bolony pony,
Throbbing python of Love. LOL!!!
I admit, had to look these up on the net!

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chance9696 February 1 2011, 20:40:13 UTC
Hahaha.....throbbing python of love....I must remember that one. Yes I know what you mean, I've been with my hubby for 12 years now and there really isn't any surprises after that long. at all.

I think Mr Winkie is a good one to, most of the time I just say "get that THING out of my face." lmao.
I did have one experience where the guy was cute as hell and when I finally got around to *IT* and he was huge....man that was like winning the gold Lotto.

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superkalifragi February 1 2011, 06:47:36 UTC
Okay, I will share with the group (Hi everyone btw) and I don't even need a paperback: First, I thought the guy in the pink shirt was normalsized and everyone else was a dwarf. Then realisation hit me and yes, I thought that he might be well proportioned down there but I also winced because I think it must be very very hurtfull... >____<

And I got that last situation as well. My second boyfriend was cute and then we get at it after a while and even though I don't even LIKE sex and therefore find it more comfortable with a small dick that won't hurt, there was such a prfound disappointment when I had my hand in his pants that I belief there must be something in our genes that preferes big :P I have no other explanation. *shrugs*

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danslalune27 February 1 2011, 12:12:14 UTC
Hey Frank! This kind of goes with the conversation we were having the other day about the pressures of being male, having an impressive cock must certainly be one of them!
So you prefer sex of the written kind maybe? I think it all starts in the mind for women anyway, unlike with men.

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superkalifragi February 1 2011, 12:54:10 UTC
Yes, it does! If they were normal sized down there like every average male it would prolly look tiny and they would feel pressured XD

I do! And I like having sex with myself, but mostly it is a mental thing for me where another person is just a disturbance..... XD

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danslalune27 February 1 2011, 14:01:07 UTC
Yeah, I wonder if it's rare to find a partner intuitive enough to add to the experience instead of interfering with it!
Have only had one partner like that over the years, it was great while it lasted. :)

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relentlessfire February 1 2011, 12:34:47 UTC
Haha, I like big guys but not THAT big ( ... )

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chance9696 February 1 2011, 21:09:57 UTC
That's an awesome tale, poor asian guy, he was probably trying to make the experience last as long as possible, lmao.
I've dared to go there to,asian, he was so cute with shoulder length hair and quite a hot body, and we went for 2 and a 1/2 hours and went through 5 condoms.....it was awesome.

Yes they do tend to have small wieners, I don't even think I've seen a photo of an asian guy with a big slong. It's been so long since I've had big....I think I've forgotton what that stretching feel is like????????
lmao....Miyavi... it really wouldn't matter how big that boy was, you'd forgive him totally. And that pretty mouth, yes...one flick of that tongue and I'd reach orgasm....sorry....I'm so disgusting at times, are you ready for that Friday night???????

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relentlessfire February 2 2011, 04:07:46 UTC
Hahaha, can't wait!! I bet you're a barrel of laughs. I may be somewhat quiet to begin with but get some drinks into me and you can't shut me up! lol

Whoa, 5 condoms? 0.o Lucky you! Yeah, Asians have nice bodies. So, did all this happen before you were married? I guess you don't meet other guys anymore, huh?

Mine happened while I was married, 2 years ago in fact. And D was there. At least I got to see him pop this virgin Asian boy's cherry XD Hopefully we'll meet another guy this year, one who is a bit more of a goer and can get it up for longer. You know what they say, couples that play together, stay together!!

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chance9696 February 2 2011, 05:07:35 UTC
I'm sure we will both be quiet to start with but after a couple of drinks, I don't shut up either.....3 drinks and I'm any bodies, 5 and I'm every bodies!!!!!!LMAO

(I guess you don't meet other guys anymore, huh?)Ummmmmmm, I got a story for you there LOL, not with my husband around though, can you say *psycho jealous.*

I am so envyous that you and D have that sort of relationship, I really wish Scott would be more adventurous but he's the meat and two veg kind of guy. Homophobic and all...lol.
I would love to be around to see asian cherry popping, that would be so awesome and I want to hear every little detail.

Scott said we're staying somewhere near the Cob & Co???? where ever that is but I will text the exact address when I know.
Can't wait :)

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natila February 1 2011, 23:00:25 UTC
I can tell you one thing for sure.. those huge muscle guys are usually disappointing if you look at them naked. Not that they have a small weewee but in comparison with the huge muscle bulge, it looks indeed tiny ! :D

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chance9696 February 2 2011, 05:09:12 UTC
I know, nothings more disappointing because you think those muscles are well developed everywhere???? and they're not.

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