Laugh of the day

Jan 31, 2011 14:12


Laugh of the day!

OK, now don't just smile shyly and deny it, I know at least some of you must think the same thing.
Do you ever look at a really big guy like this

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relentlessfire February 1 2011, 12:34:47 UTC
Haha, I like big guys but not THAT big!

From experience I found out that Asian guys have smaller wieners than white guys but that was something I expected anyway and didn't bother me. What bothered me was that the damn thing couldn't stay hard! And he took /forever/ to reach orgasm. Nothing I did seemed to work. I mean, I thought /I/ took a long time but shiiiiiit... *bangs head on wall* That was the most frustrating sexual experience of my whole life. I still think Asian guys are really attractive but now I'm kinda reluctant to be with one again. Unless he's Miyavi.

I have had bigger ones too and they really take some getting used to. I'm more surprised when a guy is big down there, actually, because I don't expect it. Honestly, it doesn't matter to me what size it is, as long as the guy it's attached to has a tongue!! :P A good tongue-technique can make up for any failings in the trouser department. Besides, I'm attracted to people for other reasons, not for what's in their pants. Say, for example, if I somehow got Miyavi in bed and then found out he had a small dick, I still wouldn't be disappointed. I mean, the dude's hella hot regardless. It'd still be fun. I'd just be like, "Get down there, boy! Use that pretty mouth of yours..." XDD

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chance9696 February 1 2011, 21:09:57 UTC
That's an awesome tale, poor asian guy, he was probably trying to make the experience last as long as possible, lmao.
I've dared to go there to,asian, he was so cute with shoulder length hair and quite a hot body, and we went for 2 and a 1/2 hours and went through 5 condoms.....it was awesome.

Yes they do tend to have small wieners, I don't even think I've seen a photo of an asian guy with a big slong. It's been so long since I've had big....I think I've forgotton what that stretching feel is like????????
lmao....Miyavi... it really wouldn't matter how big that boy was, you'd forgive him totally. And that pretty mouth, yes...one flick of that tongue and I'd reach orgasm....sorry....I'm so disgusting at times, are you ready for that Friday night???????

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relentlessfire February 2 2011, 04:07:46 UTC
Hahaha, can't wait!! I bet you're a barrel of laughs. I may be somewhat quiet to begin with but get some drinks into me and you can't shut me up! lol

Whoa, 5 condoms? 0.o Lucky you! Yeah, Asians have nice bodies. So, did all this happen before you were married? I guess you don't meet other guys anymore, huh?

Mine happened while I was married, 2 years ago in fact. And D was there. At least I got to see him pop this virgin Asian boy's cherry XD Hopefully we'll meet another guy this year, one who is a bit more of a goer and can get it up for longer. You know what they say, couples that play together, stay together!!

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chance9696 February 2 2011, 05:07:35 UTC
I'm sure we will both be quiet to start with but after a couple of drinks, I don't shut up either.....3 drinks and I'm any bodies, 5 and I'm every bodies!!!!!!LMAO

(I guess you don't meet other guys anymore, huh?)Ummmmmmm, I got a story for you there LOL, not with my husband around though, can you say *psycho jealous.*

I am so envyous that you and D have that sort of relationship, I really wish Scott would be more adventurous but he's the meat and two veg kind of guy. Homophobic and all...lol.
I would love to be around to see asian cherry popping, that would be so awesome and I want to hear every little detail.

Scott said we're staying somewhere near the Cob & Co???? where ever that is but I will text the exact address when I know.
Can't wait :)

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