I submit that one of the most valuable consequences of the film Psycho is that the famous shower scene renders completely unnecessary any attempt to describe the appearance of one's bathroom after the application and subsequent removal of red hair dye.

So, I commented on a post in slack_n_slash about realising that I now love Kirk more than Spock (I know, I know, I know: it's so wrong), and I couldn't let this momentous milestone pass without recognising it...

( In order to appreciate this ridiculous crack which I will never, ever pimp (except, let's face it, I probably will), it is necessary to know that, clearly, I am married to Spock and live with him in a house in Amsterdam with our thirteen quarter-Vulcan children, and have done since I was a teenager. Also I have hair that is best described (according to an extensive LJ poll) as a fiery sunrise of Titian splendour. )

Woo! Can now for definite place all the countries in Europe. A small achievement, but significant. Am now trying to suppress urge to CONQUER THEM ALL now that I know where they live ( Read more... )

Boo. It's me. And my hair. (Quite smooth today; I blow dried it.) Once again, I have come on to LJ and then felt completely disinclined to write anything, but here goes. So, um. Yes. New phone. It's shiny and ace and takes photos and everything. I love it quite a lot already ( Read more... )

Golly, who ever saw *this* coming? Oh, that's right. Pretty much everyone ( Read more... )

There were a couple of hilarious items worthy of note on my way in to work this morning, however I would just like to share the fact that last night on the train I read The Duke and I and didn’t care who saw it. Woo ( Read more... )

Oh. Em. Gee. Did you see? Did you see the ficcing? Where did that come from? you ask. And I shrug, nonchalantly and a little bewildered, but pleased nonetheless. Actually, the CS and NCIS ones were mostly written a while ago and I just finished them off. And every single fic was mostly tiny and almost completely plot-free, so really I should just ( Read more... )

♥ Eh bien, le weekend. Actually, I was fairly unproductive, although I did get through last week’s back catalogue of TV. Go me. Loved NCIS and Supernatural (and ficced! Actual fic!), and was glad to see Chuck back. Also watched Sanctuary (not sure about it). Ooh, and enjoyed SCC. The Terminator spin-off, that is, not my own personal squamous cell ( Read more... )

Katie and I were on the bus on the way home from seeing Tropic Thunder (vee amusing). Katie took out her book to read. I glanced over. Then I had this thought. For real.

Hmm, I read vol 1 of Walking Dead, and quite enjoyed it, but frankly it just doesn't match up to watching my hair in the bus window.I fear all hope for me may have passed ( Read more... )