"Obviously I don't eat the whole asparagus, I'm not a monster!"

[chaletian]

So, Katie and I recently read the comic Jesus Hates Zombies (which I imagine is true). Jesus is sent back down from heaven by God to fight the good fight when the world is taken over by a zombie plague. All I’m thinking is, how much cooller would it have been if his sidekick was not Laz the zombie but instead a now-grown-up potential-SAVIOUR-OF-THE

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[katie__pillar]

How does it go? An Israeli Jew by the name of Joshua who was burned at the stake for having a schizophrenic discourse with a god who was created to explain the existence of feet in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony?

[chaletian]

LOL. Ah, Tim...

[katie__pillar]

I'm cold. I'm getting out.

The man's a genius.

[chaletian]

Gonna sit on my towel...

[kathrynw]

I have an 'I heart Sarah Palin' badge to wear with IRONY.

[chaletian]

*WANTS*

[kathrynw]

Woop for ebay!

[chaletian]

When I am broken and ruined, lying in a pathetic duffel-coated sprawl in a ditch somewhere, I will raise my tiny impotent fist to the skies and croak, "Goddamn you, eBay, for taking all my money with your tat and your books and your comedy knitted loo-roll-ladies!"

(Initially typoed "tiny impotent fish to the skies", which I think would have taken this comment to a level of surrealness which really none of us is ready for.)

[mrs_redboots]

Quite. I happen to be a Christian and believe in a creator - but I believe the Bible stories are just that, stories, telling us the why and the who; the how is better told by looking at the rocks and the streams and the animals.....

[donna_k]

I think I insulted someone in work on Tuesday by ranting about the stupidity of creationism. She went very quiet for the remainder of the day. Ooops?

Btw, my friend to whom I showed your Tim pome loved it, and said it was very clever and she particularly liked verse 4, and you should send it to Tim because he would love it too. :D