"Obviously I don't eat the whole asparagus, I'm not a monster!"

[chaletian]

So, Katie and I recently read the comic Jesus Hates Zombies (which I imagine is true). Jesus is sent back down from heaven by God to fight the good fight when the world is taken over by a zombie plague. All I’m thinking is, how much cooller would it have been if his sidekick was not Laz the zombie but instead a now-grown-up potential-SAVIOUR-OF-THE

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[katie__pillar]

How does it go? An Israeli Jew by the name of Joshua who was burned at the stake for having a schizophrenic discourse with a god who was created to explain the existence of feet in the absence of the knowledge of the existence of Tony?

[chaletian]

LOL. Ah, Tim...

[katie__pillar]

I'm cold. I'm getting out.

The man's a genius.

[chaletian]

Gonna sit on my towel...

[katie__pillar]

I'm a cold fish.

[chaletian]

I LOVE HIS STUFF SO MUCH THAT AFTER I WROTE THAT POEM ABOUT HIM I MIGHT POSSIBLY - NOT THAT I'M 100% ADMITTING IT YET AND THIS IS STILL IN THE SUBJONCTIF OU CONDITIONEL SO DON'T JUDGE ME - HAVE WRITTEN IT DOWN IN THAT CARD THAT SAID "JESUS LOVES EVERYONE, EXCEPT YOU, YOU CUNT" AND SENT IT TO HIM.

*completely ashamed*

[katie__pillar]

Is this the thing that you were too ashamed to tell me last night? Hypothetically?

*thinks that you're awesome*

[chaletian]

Hypothetically. Yes.

I may also (hypothetically) have told him to not get a big head about it, because I'd also just written my fabulous opera about blue poo, so tbh I'm not picky...

[katie__pillar]

Oh, you just get more awesome every minute.