Have you been following the TiGeRz... cuz I sure have... WHoot WhOOt (shake ya A55[ass])... <3yay<3... they are winning over half their games<3<3<3... WHoot WhOOt... Too bad I'm in ChIcAgO (BOO the SOX), cuz I would <3 to see a TiGeRz game with JIZZOSH!!!(yo ( Read more... )

Isn't fruitopia really rad? HOLLA... HOLLA... I love it ;) <<<33333<3<3<3<3FrUiToPiA<<<33333<3<3<3<3 YESSS <3<3<3

3 questions for you...

1. IS'nt fruitopia rad?
2. IS'nt snapple whack?
3. HOw many pictures of me do you have in your wallet???(if none would you like one?)
<1<2<333333<3<3<3<3<3 HOLLA

the official NADA (national amateur dodgeball association) helmets dont help so much at the tournament when you fall down a flight of stairs. Depspite my ravaging athletic build I apparently throw like a fairy, which is okay in recess dodgeball but the average tournament dodgeball attendee is something between a boxer a gangbanger and a dinosaur ( Read more... )

I know everyone is like "why the hell hasnt brad updated" and, "yeah i guess im happy with how my life is going but how the fuck is brad" well the wait is over let me tell you brad is great. Great enough to say "hey guys im like super great" on livejournal where the world will here my life story whether they like it or not says the goat. SO ( Read more... )

yesterday I bought an answering machine people should leave messages on it we have and its wonderful fun

house warming partys in michigan are worth the trip. At one point a certain dave drenzek fell backwards off the balcony and when he was laying there it was a very bad situation, but to our relief dave had survived the fall with only a scraped thumb and in a matter of seconds it became a very very GOOD situation

today on the train i grew extremely tired of a loud feely couple next to me, but then to my instant guilt i realized they werent so cornily intimate but the guy was actually severley autistic, but then wait ... waaaaiiiittt..... nope a great burden was lifted off my chest to realize once again he was merely pretending to be autistic in a strange ( Read more... )

today a grifter grifted me out of 60 dollars and i saw a canoe made entirely out of flattened budweiser cans

im all tanked on the state st. commerce councils dime. i also saw the supremes play the stones and danced with mens wives who wished they were younger. I met miss IL and her husband who says dave dave josh and i are his boys and invited us to chicago magazines afterparty which we didnt visist after the hyats managers realized the kids that were ( Read more... )

for some reason are apt on the 24th floor has just been blitzed by a swarm of high flying ladybugs i had no idea they could fly so high or that they flocked with so many i think they maybe canadian geese but i am no zoologist