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Clean Up AssignmentHogwarts has a problem with bundimuns. Those of you who play Quidditch or attend matches may have noticed that it is attacking the stands and the goalposts. It’s a right infestation, and if we don’t get it under control it’s going to eat the whole stadium. The thing about bundimuns is that you’ve not only got to chisel the little ( Read more... )

Clean Up AssignmentThis group has been specially selected by Professor Sprout to tackle two of the afternoon’s most challenging tasks. The four of you - Lovegood, Finch-Fletchley, Nott, and Finnigan - possess complementary skills, which we believe will equip you to manage the difficulties and dangers you will face. If you’ve had a look in ( Read more... )

Clean Up AssignmentYour group has been assigned to take care of a variety of infestations and pests that plague the area along the verges of the Forbidden Forest. In no particular order (each of these tasks is equally important and disagreeable): you are to clear the tall grasses between the gardens and the forest of Flesh-Eating Slugs; you will ( Read more... )

Clean Up AssignmentFirst off, your group has been chosen for a special task. Inside your assignment scroll you will have found a small golden charm signalling that this is the group chosen to perform one of Hogwarts most secret and sacred end-of-year traditions. The charm is, in fact, a magic bean, which when planted in a newly blossomed Puffapod ( Read more... )

Clean Up AssignmentWe’ve got a problem with chizpurfle. This magical parasite has infested the owlery and the ferret pens. (It harbours in the owls’ feathers and in the fur of the jarveys, who’ve infiltrated our ferret community.) As you'll recall, Chizpurfle is relatively harmless, but it makes the host creatures miserable, so it would be a ( Read more... )

Back in the castle after a chat in the garden with Dumbledore.

:: Index of all DI story threads ::

A recent conversation about dragon lore has me thinking back on the stories I heard as a boy, the ones that made me love dragons rather than fear them. My grandmother told me this story, and I used to ask her to tell it over and over again because it was so sad and so mysterious. It's not a true story, but it tells some important truths just the ( Read more... )

Charlie Weasley

Current residence: I live in a garret at the top of Gryffindor Tower. No one's lived there in a long time, I think, but they had to find some place to stow me when I joined the staff. Some people assumed I'd have moved into Hagrid's place on the grounds, but. Well, it wouldn't have suited me, and they needed it for the new ( Read more... )

NAME: Charlie Weasley (Professor Weasley, if you’re a student)

Nickname(s): There were several while I was at school, but I’d be mad to tell you any of them. And if you think I’m likely to tell you what my mum calls me, I’ve got an incredible deal to offer you on some hot, beach-front lots in Northern Siberia. Not answering the question, am I? All ( Read more... )