ceruleandemon

Well.

ceruleandemon Apr 12, 2007 00:33

Something, clearly, is afoot. Tsk, tsk, stop destroying things. It's bad for you. Compensate, if you must, but if you dare try that here, I will be forced to take greater measures. Suck it up, 'lest you wish for me to take over this endeavor; and that, my friend, you do not. Worse yet, what if I allow the other? That would do no good at all ( Read more... )

I do recommend...

ceruleandemon Mar 04, 2007 01:47

...that someone entertain me. Things will not end well otherwise. I have my hand on the trigger, after all.

Honestly.

ceruleandemon Feb 27, 2007 20:39

What is with this virtual NEED to litter this journal's friend's list with pictures a la douchebaggery. If I desired pictures, I would go and read Dante's little picture books he has to keep him entertained when there's nothing on television, and he's finished jerking off to the magazines he so crudely leaves out on display in that disgusting ( Read more... )

PATHETIC.

ceruleandemon Dec 21, 2006 00:57

I think we're just going to have to rectify this situation, now aren't we?

I think so.

Also: CHRISTMAS IS FOR SATAN. Or is it Santa? Does it make a difference? In Germany, it doesn't.

But first: Sleep, and then Satan-shopping. Oops. Christmas shopping.

I have blood on my golf club.

old ladies

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ceruleandemon Dec 11, 2006 10:51

I am not a drunk, nor am I an alcoholic, and the next person who says that is getting this wine bottle shoved up their ass.

the ground is wobbling, why is the music so loud?, i am not a drunk, godfuckingdamnit

Who is on my list.

ceruleandemon Dec 06, 2006 23:21

_sirius_denial - Natalie. I deem you quasi-worthy of gifts.
albelthewicked - Albel. Also worthy.
anarchaldevil - Doppel. No.
angel_flonne - Who?
annwn - Doppel. No.
aurora_ookami - Aurora. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
awayfromheaven - ...who is this?
beatyourself - Who?
bluebookie - Doppel. No.
ceruleandemon - I consider myself VERY worthy of everything including your mom.
clearasheaven - Doppel.
coolconniption - Hades? Like hell.
crimsonhuntress - Mother. Hn. I suppose.
darkglyphknight - Who?
darknightsparda - Maior? No.
demonhuntress - The slavegirl ( Read more... )

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ceruleandemon Dec 06, 2006 23:02

Why haven't you people defriended me? I haven't been to this journal in almost two months.

Golly gee, ma'n'pa, it looks like I'm loved.

Slavegirl: Find someplace for me, or else I'm leaving.

i castrated batman, what the fuck, furries, dante's a dick, bored bored, dead cows, bored, more furries

What the shit is this.

ceruleandemon Oct 22, 2006 01:11

My limo driver just combusted spontaneously.

WHAT.

I'm standing here. Beside the car. That is filled with smoke, and my driver who is HALFWAY IN ASHES.

I blame the Maior for this.

Stupid little bastards.

ceruleandemon Oct 16, 2006 22:06

Well. I didn't need this house, anyway.

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ceruleandemon Oct 16, 2006 19:51

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulceruleandemon goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Dante's skin..albelthewicked gives you 4 blue strawberry-flavoured wafers.crimsonhuntress gives you 14 milky white coconut-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.darknightsparda gives you 15 softly glowing evil-flavoured jawbreakers.devilsunday tricks you! You get a wet ( Read more... )