What possessed me?
I thought I could write Java;
I find that I can't.

Buggered if I know
Writing this program is hard
Want to join circus

I started so well
but this code is clumsy
I do not like it.

Writing this code
is not my idea of heaven.
I want to stop now.

Life just wouldn't be the same without morons cluttering up the place.

Though maybe I should include myself in that category; I just tried to spell 'without' as 'withought'. Durr!

"I’ll just unwrap a Kraft single and throw it in the backseat."
Soooo worth reading!

Whoever invented ibuprofen deserves to be sainted, or at least given a big sloppy kiss and a good dinner.

And good god, Robin Cook died!

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Bush and Blair IM intercepts OMG!

It's a bit lame, but I laughed.

From poisonheadache
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