Remus/Sirius Kink Meme
As promised in this post (which no one read, lol) I am opening this journal up to an anonymous kink meme. This has nothing to do with my birthday, it just happens to be the most convenient weekend for me for awhile. So, this kink meme will run from now until 10pm January 17th, at which I will turn IP logging back on.
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Sirius and James were having it off, as two hormonal teenage boys with no sense of propriety living in the same dorm were wont to do, when Sirius had a brilliant thought.
“You know what would be hot?” he said. “Remus.”
James paused for a moment to consider. “That would be hot.”
“Hotter than Viola Averly’s rack,” Sirius continued. “I’m changing my material.”
“I’m still on Evan’s knickers,” James replied. “That bit with the mirrors was genius. Who would’ve thought they’d be lacy,” he sighed. They announced their current fantasies to each other, always had. It was what made this whole situation qualify as lending a hand to a friend rather than something far more intimate.
And that was as far as it went that time.
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THAT WEEKEND:
“So,” James said, two days later and in a very similar situation. “Remus.”
“You too?”
“I thought you were on anonymous-sex-with-a-stranger-in-the-back-room-of-the-Leaky.”
“The stranger looks a lot like Remus,” Sirius admitted.
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FOUR DAYS LATER:“Remus again ( ... )
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“Remus!” Sirius cried jovially as the boy entered the dorm. “Over here. We’ve been wanting to talk to you.”
Situations like this were the kind that ended up with Remus levitated against the ceiling of the Potions classroom trying to line up the fireworks. “Whatever it is, no.”
“Hear us out first!”
“No.”
So they summoned him, caught him, and tied him to the headboard.
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SHORTLY THEREAFTER:“Anyway,” James said. “Onto the reason we called you here. You. Us. Sex ( ... )
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“Hey!” Sirius pouted. “You never do that to me.”
“Mmn fmmph nn-m hmph nm-hmm”
“Yeah, yeah, I know.”
Remus looked at Sirius with as much bewilderment as someone in the midst of receiving a blowjob could muster.
“He said that we’re just mates having a wank together, whereas you’re someone he wants to shag.”
“Mph mm-nn nphm mmhh.”
“And that I never give him blowjobs either.”
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THIRTY MINUTES AFTER THAT:“That’s my ( ... )
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IN THE SHOWER:
“So, Remus, when do you think your arse will be feeling better?” James asked.
“It’s not that bad. A couple days at most.”
“Great. Because it and my cock have an appointment.”
“What makes you think I want to go through that again?” Remus asked, but found it hard to summon irritation after just having come three times in two hours.
They both snickered. “You must not have heard yourself,” Sirius said.
“Oh, god, yes!” James mimicked. “Ah! Fuck! Right there! Mmm! More!”
Remus considered being indignant, but Sirius’s hands had just started doing something lovely to his shoulders (which were understandably tense), so he decided to let it go.
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THREE DAYS LATER:“Never…thought you’d…be so-ah!-into kissing,” Remus panted as Sirius finally dragged his mouth away from his ( ... )
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“Starting without me? I’m hurt,” James said as he entered the room.
“You shouldn’t be. I’ve gotten Remus all loose and ready for you while you were off doing Merlin-knows-what.”
“S-showering, I would-mm!-guess from the towel,” Remus said, the sprinkled moans somewhat ruining the dry tone of the comment.
“For me? How generous. Or it just that he’s still too naffed off at you to let you do it?”
“You know, you’re very bad at acting grateful.”
“So sorry. Now move,” James said, pushing him aside. “My turn. Hands and knees, Remus.”
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SEVEN MINUTES LATER:
“So, Remus, want to try giving a blowjob while getting fucked?”
“Ah-mm!-s-sure”
“Careful now,” Sirius said, kneeling in front of him. “Don’t let James push you too far onto it.”
James gave him a look over Remus’s head that clearly said, ‘You are so dead once he remembers he’s mad at you.’
The flobberworms in his bed were completely worth it.
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TWO DAYS LATER:“The Concealment charm on the flobberworms was a nice touch ( ... )
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I also want to THANK YOU for the jokes about Remus getting more horny around the full moon, or having an inner "alpha", because none of those things ever made sense to me either. It was refreshing and funny to see Remus totally confused by them, and Sirius try to explain them and the reasoning make no sense. XDXD
I do have a question... the flobberworms... I'm still trying to figure out what they were being used for and I am confused. Were they sucking Remus off?
I am really enjoying this. Very fun fic! All the ways Sirius and James can cleverly debauch Remus at Hogwarts... can't wait to read more! XDXD
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And I'm glad you like it!
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Oh! I get it now! XD Sorry...
And I do! It is a very fun fic to read. :)
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“Raid Filch’s office? What, you still want to rescue that Hair-Eating Quill he confiscated off you in first year?” Remus raised an eyebrow.
“He didn’t take it off me!” James protested. “I used to leave it on a table in the library and wait for someone-preferably someone who hunches over their essays-to use it.”
Sirius smiled fondly. “Remember the time Narcissa picked it up? And she sits so straight while writing that we thought it wouldn’t work, but then she scratched her head?”
James grinned. “She screamed like a bloody banshee.” He sighed nostalgically. “You think Filch still has it?”
“We should check. But no, Remus, that’s not what we want from Filch’s office.”
“Peter’s old Self-Wrapping Scarf?” Remus ventured.
Sirius shuddered. “Ugh, no. That thing was terrifyingly affectionate.”
Remus raised an eyebrow at James. “The only other thing he wouldn’t have destroyed on the spot is that pair of your boxers you charmed to lurk on the ceiling and drop on people’s heads.”
“They touched Snivellus, do you ( ... )
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XD I'm kinda sad Remus killed the manacle idea. But I'm looking forward to the DP as well. ;)
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