Remus/Sirius Kink Meme
As promised in this post (which no one read, lol) I am opening this journal up to an anonymous kink meme. This has nothing to do with my birthday, it just happens to be the most convenient weekend for me for awhile. So, this kink meme will run from now until 10pm January 17th, at which I will turn IP logging back on.
EDIT: Okay, so, this kink meme ( Read more... )
EDIT: Okay, so, this kink meme ( Read more... )
“Starting without me? I’m hurt,” James said as he entered the room.
“You shouldn’t be. I’ve gotten Remus all loose and ready for you while you were off doing Merlin-knows-what.”
“S-showering, I would-mm!-guess from the towel,” Remus said, the sprinkled moans somewhat ruining the dry tone of the comment.
“For me? How generous. Or it just that he’s still too naffed off at you to let you do it?”
“You know, you’re very bad at acting grateful.”
“So sorry. Now move,” James said, pushing him aside. “My turn. Hands and knees, Remus.”
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SEVEN MINUTES LATER:
“So, Remus, want to try giving a blowjob while getting fucked?”
“Ah-mm!-s-sure”
“Careful now,” Sirius said, kneeling in front of him. “Don’t let James push you too far onto it.”
James gave him a look over Remus’s head that clearly said, ‘You are so dead once he remembers he’s mad at you.’
The flobberworms in his bed were completely worth it.
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TWO DAYS LATER:
“The Concealment charm on the flobberworms was a nice touch.”
“Thank you,” Remus said, not looking up from his essay.
“I can’t help but notice that you haven’t Obliviated me yet.”
“Haven’t I?”
“Not that I recall.” Sirius grinned. “Not that I would, but the important bit is that I still remember shagging you.”
“Maybe I just did a poor job of it.”
“If you did, then I’m attributing it to a subconscious desire to keep shagging me.”
“Perhaps. You can do some rather amazing things with your tongue.”
“So are we even now?”
Remus pondered for a minute. “I suppose.”
“Great. Meet me in the Divination classroom in half an hour.”
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THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES LATER:
“So why here?”
“This ottoman. It’s bouncy. I’ve always wanted to shag on it.”
“…You and James dropped out of Divination in third year. Four classes in if I recall correctly.”
“It was very memorable!” Sirius sat on it and bounced up and down a little. “See? Look at that rebound.”
“Doesn’t look that special to me.”
“You only say that because you never took Divination,” Sirius said. “Under my arse lies the best thing about this entire classroom.”
“Sorry I’m late!” James called out as he entered. His face lit up as he saw where Sirius was sitting. “We’re shagging on the bouncy ottoman? Brilliant.”
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HALF AN HOUR LATER:
Bouncing up and down on Sirius’s lap, with each thrust pushing him upwards into James’s mouth, Remus had to admit that the ottoman was rather brilliant after all.
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I also want to THANK YOU for the jokes about Remus getting more horny around the full moon, or having an inner "alpha", because none of those things ever made sense to me either. It was refreshing and funny to see Remus totally confused by them, and Sirius try to explain them and the reasoning make no sense. XDXD
I do have a question... the flobberworms... I'm still trying to figure out what they were being used for and I am confused. Were they sucking Remus off?
I am really enjoying this. Very fun fic! All the ways Sirius and James can cleverly debauch Remus at Hogwarts... can't wait to read more! XDXD
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And I'm glad you like it!
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Oh! I get it now! XD Sorry...
And I do! It is a very fun fic to read. :)
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