SEKRIT CABAL PORN BATTLE (version 3.0)

[cerebel]

THE SEKRIT CABAL PORN BATTLE HAS BEGUN.

How to Participate:

Pick a prompt, any prompt, from the list below - then write a porny ficlet answering said prompt. Post it in the comments to this post, and then enjoy yourself basking in praise. Remember, this is a porn battle, so each ficlet should have at least an R rating for sexuality.

Comments

containment, crossover: iron man/the incredible hulk, banner/blonsky/stark, toy, NC-17

[cerebel]

Warnings: Multipartner, bondage, fisting

Bruce’s teeth are clenched, eyes shut, and Tony sees his fingers curl, nails leaving imprints on the restraints, soft leather fixing Bruce to the headboard of Tony’s bed.

“That’ll leave a mark,” then, to his companion, “you sure we won’t-”

“He’s fine,” says Emil Blonsky, eyes fixed steady as a snake on his target. On Bruce Banner.

“You two do not know what you’re doing,” insists Bruce, weakly. His resistance is waning, fading fast, and Tony can only guess what Blonsky’s fingers are doing, down between Bruce’s legs.

There’s a shift of muscles in Blonsky’s arm, tendons showing against the skin. Bruce makes an incredible sort of whining gasp -

“You can’t,” and Bruce’s breath is more of a sob, now.

“Right,” says Tony, “that’s enough,” and slips the gag into Bruce’s mouth.

Blonsky moves down next to Bruce, and Bruce looks like he’s enjoying this far too much - Tony is a little reluctant. It’d be a little like having sex with a Jericho missile. He really would rather the Hulk not rampage

Re: containment, crossover: iron man/the incredible hulk, banner/blonsky/stark, toy, NC-17

[vibishan]

hah. Still love it. Was yours exactly on the word limit too?

Re: containment, crossover: iron man/the incredible hulk, banner/blonsky/stark, toy, NC-17

[cerebel]

It was pretty freaking close, that's for sure. I didn't do an exact count, but I did have to cut it down twice before I got to a manageable size.

Thanks :P

Re: containment, crossover: iron man/the incredible hulk, banner/blonsky/stark, toy, NC-17

[vibishan]

HOW MUCH do I hate that lj counts returns as characters and word charactercount doesn't? Bastards.

Not the only thing, crossover, Batman Begins/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, funeral, gravestone

[vibishan]

Tony is seventeen years old and the earth has just been ripped out from under him. He drifts in a sea of black, blown by condolences.

Obi’s hand is an anchor on his shoulder.

“You know I’m here if -” his voice is rough, strained by the eulogy Tony hadn’t listened to.

“Thank you.” The words are ritual now, but this time he mostly means them. “I just want to be alone.”

After everyone else leaves, he stands by the gravestones, stock-still inside the silent vault of the family tomb, still trying to regain his footing. He hears footsteps, and suddenly Tony is furious, he asked for one thing, today of all days

Re: Not the only thing, crossover, Batman Begins/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, funeral, gravesto

[cerebel]

...I think my favorite part might be when Tony tells Bruce to go write bad poetry.

No, really, this is everything I hoped for when I saw the Bruce/Tony prompts. Amazing job.

Re: Not the only thing, crossover, Batman Begins/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, funeral, gravesto

[vibishan]

I loved that line. No one ever tells Bruce he's being melodramatic, but pissed off!greiving!defensive!Tony just would not put up with it, you know?

Thanks so much!

Re: Not the only thing, crossover, Batman Begins/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, funeral, gravesto

[airspaniel]

It feels like a cop out to say ditto ditto, but man... Yeah, this exactly. I loved the tone of this whole piece, how it's solemn and sad, and hot as anything, and also very much in character for both of them. Nicely done.

Someone There to Hear It, Crossover, Heroes/SG-1, Daniel Jackson/Mohinder Suresh, kindred spirits

[airspaniel]

"I know this is a lot to take in," Mohinder gestured expansively to the screen behind him. "Not only am I asking you to accept the existence of humans with... special abilities; people with physical and mental capabilities we're only beginning to understand, I'm imploring you to believe me when I tell you these individuals are in danger. This virus is deadly, and... oh, what's the damn point?" He threw his pencil against the podium, recoiling a little when it bounced back towards his head

Re: Someone There to Hear It, Crossover, Heroes/SG-1, Daniel Jackson/Mohinder Suresh, kindred spirit

[vibishan]

OK, confession, I hate Mohinder terribly, but, gah this was great.

It's crazy hot and quirky Daniel is so irresistably Daniel (esp. drunk) and you trace out how they make sense together so well, I can really see this just...happening this way. Amazing.

Re: Someone There to Hear It, Crossover, Heroes/SG-1, Daniel Jackson/Mohinder Suresh, kindred spirit

[airspaniel]

Thanks! I have to admit, it worked a whole lot better than I thought it would. ^_^ Thanks!

Re: Someone There to Hear It, Crossover, Heroes/SG-1, Daniel Jackson/Mohinder Suresh, kindred spirit

[helen_damnation]

Oh, awesome! It's true, they do have a lot in common, but I think they'd be more one-night-stands-turned-friends than a couple. This was great. Daniel was very Daniel-like. Early Daniel, really, pre-ascension(s).

At least it's not pretzels, Heroes, Peter/Claude, romantic, NC-17

[helen_damnation]

"It's Italian," says Claude, making a sweeping gesture with one hand and stealing a slice of Peter's pizza with the other. "Italian is romantic, innit

Re: At least it's not pretzels, Heroes, Peter/Claude, romantic, NC-17

[millari]

Awww!! This is so sweet! And hot. I am such a sucker for playfully snarky couples who also happen to find each other irresistibly hot.

The first three lines cracked me up. As did the one stubborn sock, lol. Btw, I love that sweet, emo Peter is a total sex hound when he wants to be and sets a merciless pace. :D

Very fun!

Re: At least it's not pretzels, Heroes, Peter/Claude, romantic, NC-17

[helen_damnation]

I keep reading it and grinning madly. I never do that with my own work, never, but it's - just - so - shmoopy! I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes it, lol.

you wish (you hadn't), Crossover: Casino Royale/Prison Break, James Bond/Alex Mahone, clever

[cerebel]

Mahone palms the glass - empty, except for the ice, and the few bitter drops of gin and tonic

Re: you wish (you hadn't), Crossover: Casino Royale/Prison Break, James Bond/Alex Mahone, clever

[vibishan]

I think this one might be my favorite of the ones I've read so far. So good. So damn good. I'll attempt to be more coherent about why in person.

Re: you wish (you hadn't), Crossover: Casino Royale/Prison Break, James Bond/Alex Mahone, clever

[vibishan]

SO, I've been ambushed by a Bond/Mahone/Blonsky bunny, to which I am of course happily surrendering. It takes place some time later in this same universe. That OK with you?

Re: you wish (you hadn't), Crossover: Casino Royale/Prison Break, James Bond/Alex Mahone, clever

[cerebel]

Thanks! I appreciate it ^_^ And absolutely, go ahead with your bunny. I WANTS TO READ IT.