SEKRIT CABAL PORN BATTLE (version 3.0)

[cerebel]

THE SEKRIT CABAL PORN BATTLE HAS BEGUN.

How to Participate:

Pick a prompt, any prompt, from the list below - then write a porny ficlet answering said prompt. Post it in the comments to this post, and then enjoy yourself basking in praise. Remember, this is a porn battle, so each ficlet should have at least an R rating for sexuality.

Comments

Not the only thing, crossover, Batman Begins/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, funeral, gravestone

[vibishan]

Tony is seventeen years old and the earth has just been ripped out from under him. He drifts in a sea of black, blown by condolences.

Obi’s hand is an anchor on his shoulder.

“You know I’m here if -” his voice is rough, strained by the eulogy Tony hadn’t listened to.

“Thank you.” The words are ritual now, but this time he mostly means them. “I just want to be alone.”

After everyone else leaves, he stands by the gravestones, stock-still inside the silent vault of the family tomb, still trying to regain his footing. He hears footsteps, and suddenly Tony is furious, he asked for one thing, today of all days

Re: Not the only thing, crossover, Batman Begins/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, funeral, gravesto

[cerebel]

...I think my favorite part might be when Tony tells Bruce to go write bad poetry.

No, really, this is everything I hoped for when I saw the Bruce/Tony prompts. Amazing job.

Re: Not the only thing, crossover, Batman Begins/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, funeral, gravesto

[vibishan]

I loved that line. No one ever tells Bruce he's being melodramatic, but pissed off!greiving!defensive!Tony just would not put up with it, you know?

Thanks so much!

Re: Not the only thing, crossover, Batman Begins/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, funeral, gravesto

[airspaniel]

It feels like a cop out to say ditto ditto, but man... Yeah, this exactly. I loved the tone of this whole piece, how it's solemn and sad, and hot as anything, and also very much in character for both of them. Nicely done.

Re: Not the only thing, crossover, Batman Begins/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, funeral, gravesto

[millari]

So. Very. hot Wrong. ;D

Seriously, wow, this was amazing. To have such grieving as the backdrop to this hot, very intense fic, worked so well. It sent all of their desire into totally believable overdrive. And the idea that Tony has always thought of Bruce as this marble, larger-than-life figure was a very cool one. It makes Bruce's coming undone all the more hot and intriguing.

And even though it verged on melodramatic!Bruce, I did quite like the exchange where he says the pain never goes away, it just stops being the only thing. Wasn't expecting that answer. Great ficlet.

Re: Not the only thing, crossover, Batman Begins/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, funeral, gravesto

[vibishan]

Thanks so much! As for melodramatic!Bruce, that's basically how I see the character, which is influenced a lot by some of the comics, which are a lot darker and broodier than Batman Begins or the toonverse.

Re: Not the only thing, crossover, Batman Begins/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, funeral, gravesto

[helen_damnation]

I know pretty much nothing about Iron Man, not even his name, and only the basics of Batman, but I figured, what the hell, it's porn. How much do I actually *need* to know?

Except it isn't just porn. It's deep and meaningful porn, which is the best kind. I really love this line: “It’s - it’s never any less than what it is. But as you live - it stops being the only thing. Does that make sense?”

It does to me. Out of context, but still.

And "Go write bad poetry," made me giggle.

Re: Not the only thing, crossover, Batman Begins/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Tony Stark, funeral, gravesto

[vibishan]

Aw, thanks. I'm really glad you enjoyed it even though you don't know the people.

(And you should srsly go see Iron Man. It's...really awesome. and the pron possibilities are excellent.)