Leeteuk and the Beast

[cereal_strawz]

Title: Leeteuk and the Beast
Characters: Leeteuk, Zhou Mi
Genre: Crack, Humor
Rating: PG-13
Theme: Beast
Summary: Leeteuk wakes up one morning to discover that he is now a Disney princess.

Warning: Leeteuk is a girl throughout most of this…

Before Leeteuk had even opened his eyes that morning he knew something was off. He knew it wasn’t the temperature

Comments

[astormisbrewing]

Wait.

HIS TONGUE IS HAIRY?! >.> Does not want. And then . . . I . . . what . . . Zhou Mi.

Well. >.> It works. So freaking adorable and cute and fluffy and amazing and heeheehee . . . . . . sperm . . . heeheehee

Wait. Does a teapot even have sperm? And how does one go about getting sloshed?

And is Leeteuk sure that Zhou Mi didn't know his gender? Alone, in a mysterious place, inexplicably transformed . . . maybe Zhou Mi was faking the whole completely wasted thing and was just coming on to Teukie.

That will be all. It is now past my bed time. I stayed up much too late looking at lolcats.

[cereal_strawz]

x3 The Beast's tongue. I'd forgotten. I wrote the first part of this like a month ago and then proceeded to write the second half tonight without having reread anything.
Probably not the best idea.

I don't know that a teapot does have sperm, I've never asked one. And finding out any way but just asking sounds highly inappropriate.

Teukie IS highly desireable. If I had the chance, I'd hit on him.
Probably not when he's female, but otherwise, then yes. Fer sure.

[cereal_strawz]

x3
Yes, it could be. I thought about bringing more people in, but the challenge was Leeteuk/Zhou Mi, and I felt like adding other members would make those two stand out less.

(But for all we know, it was Kyuhyun. Now you're on the inside. No one else knows.)

[math13_bunny7]

This is oddly interesting... Belle is my favourite among the disney princesses.. So imagining Eeteuk in Belle disguise just cracks me up XD

Mrs. Potts!Mimi FTW! (S)He's Adorble when all drunk and wanted some from eeteuk not knowing that he's a teapot at that moment.. I think Eeteuk be more happy to oblige if only he wasn't a teapot at that particular time XD

Love this! So will there be like, continuation for the other member?

[cereal_strawz]

I thought about continuations, but I'm not sure yet.
I think making the others into other Disney Princesses could be fun though.

Zhou Mi is fabulous.
I'm sure he knew just what he was doing there. ;)

Thank you for reading! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

[lady_hanaka]

hehehehe...sperm....hehehehehehe

[cereal_strawz]

That's right, I'm responding three days late.
We both know I wasn't doing anything, procrastination is a habit I can't escape.

It was some TeukChul! I was trying to figure out who could be in the bed, and I was like 'Kangin wouldn't be there!' But then he called Donghae in China... So Kangin would still be there. Because this took place like a year ago...
But I'd already put Heechul there and was too lazy to take him out so I just added Kangin in... On the floor.

...That's a frightening threesome. I wish to know nothing about it, and yet I feel so curious to read it...

I don't know if the Beast really was Kangin... I don't think it was, but that would be amusing.

[yukichi_1004]

this was...
so fun to read xxD
he wasn't into cabinets lmao
-adds to memories-

[cereal_strawz]

haha.
Well, not many people are, are they? x3

I'm glad you enjoyed it!