Leeteuk and the Beast
Title: Leeteuk and the Beast
Characters: Leeteuk, Zhou Mi
Genre: Crack, Humor
Rating: PG-13
Theme: Beast
Summary: Leeteuk wakes up one morning to discover that he is now a Disney princess.
Warning: Leeteuk is a girl throughout most of this…
Before Leeteuk had even opened his eyes that morning he knew something was off. He knew it wasn’t the temperature ( Read more... )
So I heard you saying this was updated last night but I refused to get out of bed. So I didn't read it then. But I'm reading it now. Or rather, I read it. I also have only fifteen minutes before I must go and do the classes things...so I'll make this short.
Although I don't know if it would be fifteen minutes long anyway...
Hehehehe, Mrs. Potts. Oh Zhou Mi, of course you just wanted to rape Teukie. We all do. It wasn't because he was a girl at that particular time.
Wait, was that some TeukChul I saw at the end there? I saw it Cereal, you can't hide it from me. Kangin has been pushed aside for prettier things...poor Kangin. He'll get over it though. I once read a creepy threesome fic with the three of them. Yeah. It was awkward. Very much so.
...I hope no one reading this story is the author of that one. If so, I ap0logize. It was the paradigm of amazing threesome fanfiction, really. Hehehehe...hehehe...he...he...that's my awkward laugh ion typed form. >.>
Ok so...story...it's weird to write a comment when you're learning your chin on my shoulder and staring as I type. Oh good, you're gone now. Nicely done.
Poor Kangin for being so hairy, but I've heard of cases of hypertrichosis that lead to hair forming on the tongue. So you're not the only one Kangin/Beast. It happens to many people. Well, not many, I don't know the actual number of people that have hypertrichosis, but yeah...
...so this comment might actually BE fifteen minutes long. Oh, distracted by infomercials...
...ok, I'm back.
Tea is delicious, of course Zhou Mi would drink it despite being a teapot for who knows how many years. The suicidal/homicidal teacup is my favorite. I wish he were a real Disney character.
That wardrobe...when I read about it all I can remember is you asking for furniture pick up lines and then hearing Stormy's idea and giggling in bed in the other room. Hehehehehe....
Alright, I'm done now. I swear.
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We both know I wasn't doing anything, procrastination is a habit I can't escape.
It was some TeukChul! I was trying to figure out who could be in the bed, and I was like 'Kangin wouldn't be there!' But then he called Donghae in China... So Kangin would still be there. Because this took place like a year ago...
But I'd already put Heechul there and was too lazy to take him out so I just added Kangin in... On the floor.
...That's a frightening threesome. I wish to know nothing about it, and yet I feel so curious to read it...
I don't know if the Beast really was Kangin... I don't think it was, but that would be amusing.
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