my life sucks balls

[celzmccelz]

Dear alarm clock,

At approximately 5:30 AM this morning I was having a dream about Misha Collins that I'm pretty sure was going to turn into a sex dream, except that you WOKE ME THE FUCK UP. Instead of lying comfortably IN BED dreaming about HAVING SEX WITH MISHA COLLINS, I had to get up while it was still dark and spend the next eight

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[hisbabyguuurl]

That doesn't mean your life sucks, you will have more sex dreams. Trust me.

[celzmccelz]

LOL. His wife did write that book about how to have a successful threesome.

[celzmccelz]

Depends how big her boobs are. Boobs scare me.