my life sucks balls
Dear alarm clock,
At approximately 5:30 AM this morning I was having a dream about Misha Collins that I'm pretty sure was going to turn into a sex dream, except that you WOKE ME THE FUCK UP. Instead of lying comfortably IN BED dreaming about HAVING SEX WITH MISHA COLLINS, I had to get up while it was still dark and spend the next eight hours IN A FIELD collecting data on the sugar content of 3,000 different species of FUCKING GRAPES.
Seriously, FUCK YOU.
Sincerely,
Celsiana
On the plus side, my dad just gave me alcohol.
At approximately 5:30 AM this morning I was having a dream about Misha Collins that I'm pretty sure was going to turn into a sex dream, except that you WOKE ME THE FUCK UP. Instead of lying comfortably IN BED dreaming about HAVING SEX WITH MISHA COLLINS, I had to get up while it was still dark and spend the next eight hours IN A FIELD collecting data on the sugar content of 3,000 different species of FUCKING GRAPES.
Seriously, FUCK YOU.
Sincerely,
Celsiana
On the plus side, my dad just gave me alcohol.