A Comprehensive List of Pairings I Ship
LOL I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS
1) THE SMOKING RUINS OF MY OTP, LET ME SHOW YOU IT
Jack and Ianto from Torchwood
Common Ship Names: Janto, J/I
Canon?: Well it USED to be
Description: Jack is an bisexual immortal time traveler from the 51st century who hunts aliens from an underground base in Wales. Ianto is his secretary.
Current Status: One half of this pairing is dead, the other half is wandering the galaxy crying emo man tears.
Rival Ships: Jack/Gwen, Jack/Doctor, Jack/John, Jack/Jack, Jack/EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE
Relevant Comments from The Powers That Be:
"Torchwood is the love story of Jack and Gwen."
--Chris Chibnall, Writer
"THE FANS CAN SUCK MY FAT WELSH COCK, IANTO IS NEVER COMING BACK."
--Russell T Davies, Executive Producer
Overall Effect on Shippers: SUICIDAL DISTRESS
OH TORCHWOOD, WHY MUST YOU BREAK MY FUCKING HEART????
2) INCEST: AN ACTIVITY THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN ENJOY
Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural
Common Ship Names: Wincest
Canon?: No. The show would be much more thematically interesting if it was.
Description: They're two brothers who live in their car and hunt demons. And cry about how they can't live without each other. And, oh yeah, have matching tattoos over their hearts.
Current Status: In the last season, Sam was a huge bitch to Dean and totally ditched him to have sex with a demon chick, got addicted to drinking her blood, then accidentally started the apocalypse. Now Dean says they can't ever go back to "the way they were". Cue angst.
Rival Ships: Dean/Castiel
Relevant Comments from The Powers That Be:
"The homoeroticism was inevitable."
--Robert Singer, Producer
"It's the epic love story of Sam and Dean!"
--Sera Gamble, Writer
"Forget this, where's the chainsaw?"
--Eric Kripke, Executive Producer
3) IT'S JUST AS FABULOUS NOW AS IT WAS IN 1966
Kirk and Spock from Star Trek: The Original Series
Common Ship Names: K/S, Spirk, Spork, Kock
Description: "T'hy'la" is a Vulcan word that means friend/brother/lover. Gene Roddenberry invented it to describe Kirk and Spock's relationship. I'm not making this up.
Current Status: ROMULANS BROKE THE TIMELINE, OH SHIT KIRK AND SPOCK ARE STILL IN LOVE WHAT NOW
Rival Ships: Spock/Uhura FUCK YOU JJ ABRAMS
Relevant Comments from The Powers that Be:
"Yes, there's certainly some of that -- certainly with love overtones. Deep love. The only difference being, the Greek ideal-- we never suggested in the series-- physical love between the two. But it's the-- we certainly had the feeling that the affection was sufficient for that, if that were the particular style of the 23rd century."
--Gene Roddenberry, Creator of Star Trek
4) UM...THIS IS REALLY EMBARRASSING GUYS
Booth and Brennan from Bones
Common Ship Names: I have no clue. Does it even have one? I'm too chagrined to spend much time in Bones fandom.
Canon?: Um...not exactly...but the sexual tension is canon... IDK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHIP HET.
Description: They catch murderers and stuff and LOOK I KNOW THEY'RE A FUCKING MAN AND A WOMAN LEAVE ME ALONE
Current Status: BOOTH HAS AMNESIA *SOB*
Rival Ships: Maybe if you're RETARDED.
Relevant Comments From The Power That Be:
OH HEY GUYZ, BOOTH AND BRENNAN ARE TOTES GOING TO HAVE TEH SEX IN EPISODE 4X22 YEP YEP--OH WAIT IT'S A FUCKING ALTERNATE REALITY THAT BOOTH'S HALLUCINATING DURING BRAIN SURGERY LOLZ YOU LOSERS THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS!1!1!!!!!!
--The guy who's in charge, whatever his name is
OTHER SHIPS THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY CARE THAT MUCH ABOUT:
Petrellicest of the Peter/Nathan variety (how sad is it that this family has MULTIPLE incest ships? Well, that's Heroes for you.)
Seriously could there BE any more inappropriate sexual tension?
Harry/Draco
All the cool kids were doing it. IDK whatever.
Sirius/Lupin
Because nothing says true love like furry chibis. All the fanart for this pairing is retarded.
J2, aka THE ACTORS FROM SUPERNATURAL ARE TOTALLY FUCKING EACH OTHER
LOL RPS. I don't care if Jensen's moving out of Jared's house, my tinhattery is totally resistant to communist things like evidence and logic. MISHA MUST HAVE BROKEN THEM UP OH MAN GUYS.
ALSO, LOL GUYS I TOTALLY SHIP
RPATTZ/DAZZLE
1) THE SMOKING RUINS OF MY OTP, LET ME SHOW YOU IT
Jack and Ianto from Torchwood
Common Ship Names: Janto, J/I
Canon?: Well it USED to be
Description: Jack is an bisexual immortal time traveler from the 51st century who hunts aliens from an underground base in Wales. Ianto is his secretary.
Current Status: One half of this pairing is dead, the other half is wandering the galaxy crying emo man tears.
Rival Ships: Jack/Gwen, Jack/Doctor, Jack/John, Jack/Jack, Jack/EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING UNIVERSE
Relevant Comments from The Powers That Be:
"Torchwood is the love story of Jack and Gwen."
--Chris Chibnall, Writer
"THE FANS CAN SUCK MY FAT WELSH COCK, IANTO IS NEVER COMING BACK."
--Russell T Davies, Executive Producer
Overall Effect on Shippers: SUICIDAL DISTRESS
OH TORCHWOOD, WHY MUST YOU BREAK MY FUCKING HEART????
2) INCEST: AN ACTIVITY THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN ENJOY
Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural
Common Ship Names: Wincest
Canon?: No. The show would be much more thematically interesting if it was.
Description: They're two brothers who live in their car and hunt demons. And cry about how they can't live without each other. And, oh yeah, have matching tattoos over their hearts.
Current Status: In the last season, Sam was a huge bitch to Dean and totally ditched him to have sex with a demon chick, got addicted to drinking her blood, then accidentally started the apocalypse. Now Dean says they can't ever go back to "the way they were". Cue angst.
Rival Ships: Dean/Castiel
Relevant Comments from The Powers That Be:
"The homoeroticism was inevitable."
--Robert Singer, Producer
"It's the epic love story of Sam and Dean!"
--Sera Gamble, Writer
"Forget this, where's the chainsaw?"
--Eric Kripke, Executive Producer
3) IT'S JUST AS FABULOUS NOW AS IT WAS IN 1966
Kirk and Spock from Star Trek: The Original Series
Common Ship Names: K/S, Spirk, Spork, Kock
Description: "T'hy'la" is a Vulcan word that means friend/brother/lover. Gene Roddenberry invented it to describe Kirk and Spock's relationship. I'm not making this up.
Current Status: ROMULANS BROKE THE TIMELINE, OH SHIT KIRK AND SPOCK ARE STILL IN LOVE WHAT NOW
Rival Ships: Spock/Uhura FUCK YOU JJ ABRAMS
Relevant Comments from The Powers that Be:
"Yes, there's certainly some of that -- certainly with love overtones. Deep love. The only difference being, the Greek ideal-- we never suggested in the series-- physical love between the two. But it's the-- we certainly had the feeling that the affection was sufficient for that, if that were the particular style of the 23rd century."
--Gene Roddenberry, Creator of Star Trek
4) UM...THIS IS REALLY EMBARRASSING GUYS
Booth and Brennan from Bones
Common Ship Names: I have no clue. Does it even have one? I'm too chagrined to spend much time in Bones fandom.
Canon?: Um...not exactly...but the sexual tension is canon... IDK I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHIP HET.
Description: They catch murderers and stuff and LOOK I KNOW THEY'RE A FUCKING MAN AND A WOMAN LEAVE ME ALONE
Current Status: BOOTH HAS AMNESIA *SOB*
Rival Ships: Maybe if you're RETARDED.
Relevant Comments From The Power That Be:
OH HEY GUYZ, BOOTH AND BRENNAN ARE TOTES GOING TO HAVE TEH SEX IN EPISODE 4X22 YEP YEP--OH WAIT IT'S A FUCKING ALTERNATE REALITY THAT BOOTH'S HALLUCINATING DURING BRAIN SURGERY LOLZ YOU LOSERS THOUGHT I WAS SERIOUS!1!1!!!!!!
--The guy who's in charge, whatever his name is
OTHER SHIPS THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY CARE THAT MUCH ABOUT:
Petrellicest of the Peter/Nathan variety (how sad is it that this family has MULTIPLE incest ships? Well, that's Heroes for you.)
Seriously could there BE any more inappropriate sexual tension?
Harry/Draco
All the cool kids were doing it. IDK whatever.
Sirius/Lupin
Because nothing says true love like furry chibis. All the fanart for this pairing is retarded.
J2, aka THE ACTORS FROM SUPERNATURAL ARE TOTALLY FUCKING EACH OTHER
LOL RPS. I don't care if Jensen's moving out of Jared's house, my tinhattery is totally resistant to communist things like evidence and logic. MISHA MUST HAVE BROKEN THEM UP OH MAN GUYS.
ALSO, LOL GUYS I TOTALLY SHIP
RPATTZ/DAZZLE
