i still have a few hours of aprilfools left, right?

[celebrianrules]

Um um um um

I'M PREGNANT

no no no already been done.

I'm... A LESBIAN...

Naaaah

Um

BUTCH AND PRISCILLA DRANK STRANGE CHEMICALS IN THE OLD LAB AND HAVE SPONTANEOUSLY BECOME TEENAGERS

too scary to be funny

Um.

Yeah.

I think I should have a sordid affair with someone. Anybody interested?

Comments

[osse]

*raises hand!*

[celebrianrules]

It was an april fools joke, sweetums. *patpat*

[osse]

*wince* I'll go hide now.

;_;

[celebrianrules]

Have a consolation cupcake. *patpat*

[arwenundomiel]

mummymummy i missed you and was going to nag your mun to post!

ummm....how about doing it with uncle galathil? hehehedonthitme! i've been a really good undummy, good enough to be your favourite again, i'm sure! i have done what you said and not had any sexual relations with my brother only fondling and only in strikeouts while sober! *hugs*

[celebrianrules]

Noooooooo incest, incest bad. Bad like child prostitution. And shoplifting. And sordid affairs.

[arwenundomiel]

I DIDN'T DO IT! I AM OBEYING EVERYTHING YOU SAID, EVEN THOUGH GRANDPA CEL SAID YOUR ANTI-INCEST RULES WERE MEAN!

[celebrianrules]

I was saying no to your suggestion. Galathil scares me. I know you're a good girl.

And don't listen to your grandpa for a while. He's under an evil spell.

[lordof_imladris]

TEENAGERS AAAAAAAAAH DON'T DO THAT TO ME!!!

Wonderful prank, my love mushroom.

[celebrianrules]

They're still babies, yes. They haven't even learned to talk a year earlier than babies in the real world do yet. I'm so proud of them.

Re:

[lordof_imladris]

And it will remain that way. Lindir can crush voice boxes. *nods sagely*