Why We Can't Write 'Pirates' Fan Fiction

[celandineb]

cruisedirector and I were going to write some POTC fic as consolation for the dearth of porn on LiveJournal yesterday, but then we realized that we did not dare:

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[jelazakazone]

Bwaaaa haaa haaa. That's hilarious!:)

[celandineb]

We definitely needed to do something fun under the circumstances, and porn was too much effort. *g*

[celandineb]

You're most welcome! *g*

[r_grayjoy]

Haaaaaahahahaha! Perfect! (Especially the last one...)

But oh, AWE really made me want to write Jack/Barbosa fic. I mean, really. I might have to do it one of these days... (And is it necrophilia if they're both dead..?)

[celandineb]

If they're both dead, they're ghosts, right? So why not?

[geekmama]

3. Jack/Goat = bestiality too, though not as gross as Jack/Davy Jones.

LOL! But Jones/Mercer -- that's Disney!

[celandineb]

You just never know with Disney, do you? *veg*

*snerk*

[mrowe]

Nearly lost a keyboard there...

[celandineb]

LOL! We succeeded!