1. Do you believe in the 10 second rule?

Maybe as a kid, it didn't matter so much. Something fell, I picked it up, whatever. But then college hit. And nursing pre-requisites hit. And suddenly I was in microbiology learning about bacteria and my whole perspective just shifted. EVERYTHING was dirty. EVERYTHING was crawling with something. I think I ( Read more... )

not me.

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why is it always so much easier to sit here and eat my ya pear than it is to read about the different functions of the placenta? why? why must life be so contrary?

directions: as long as it has the word "secret" in it, it's good to go, yo. even stuff like "i like cows (secret)." would be OK. just the word "secret" would still be within the rules and is technically OK to use. also, you are a very lame person.

1. my nightmares of getting buglarized and held captive have convinced me that i need to build a ( Read more... )

TEN things you want to tell other people: 
1. boy #5: you make the stupidest lyrics make absolute sense to me. *ahem* for example, there is a line from wham! that goes “you put the boom boom into my heart” that pretty much describes what you do to me. 
2. ten years later, and i am still hurting over you. every memory, every picture, every story, ( Read more... )

what's not nice is waking up, reaching for your glasses, and getting bonked on the head with a bottle full of contact solution instead. it really hurts.

I was saddened to read Hannah Whittaker’s article about her eating disorder a while back. I did, however, want to share the experiences of someone from the other side of the fence. I have what, for many women, is an extremely enviable figure. If I open a copy of FHM, the models don’t look like unattainable visions of tiny-waisted pneumatic ( Read more... )

"I want someone who wants to understand me. I am tired of feeling like always having to understand everyone else, now I want someone who wants to know me. Someone who has scars and bruises and is tired as well, but still laughs at life and the sun and at the silly things. Someone whose hands, no matter how soft or rough, wants to touch slowly and ( Read more... )