for the Hello Kitty lover who has everything...
(yes, I realize this is old news but since I don't collect either Hello Kitty stuff or cartoon inspired vibrators, it's news to me.) ;)

Candy, like you've probably never seen it before....

I found this link at Cruel Site of the Day.

I had a dream last night that I had a head cold. I was blowing my nose and everything. However, I am perfectly healthy at the moment (now that I'm awake; knock on wood.) How bizarre!!

( a quiz. I couldn't help myself!! )

( what Jesus am I? )

cavok

A friend sent me this and I thought it was absolutely hilarious!! :)

1.

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know
where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
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Quizzes, cause I'm procrastinating.( quizzes )

My internet connection is earth shatteringly slow today. Grrr!

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