You know you've been watching too much porn ...

[cavbear28]

when, while trying to feed a very crumpled dollar bill into a vending machine at work, you exclaim at said machine, "TAKE IT! TAKE IT!"

(and, yes, the machine took it ... yarp fckr!)

Comments

[e_ticket]

Of COURSE it took it from you. Who wouldn't?

[bigredchgo]

Bitch needs help ;-)

[westcbear]

LMAO!!! It would be worse if you were trying to stuff that crumpled bill in the vending machine's thong.

[sluggobear]

HAHA!

[djmadadam]

You can whisper that in my ear, too.

Hope you had a nice holiday weekend.